Director Don Michael Paul
Staring Dolph Lundgren, Fiona Vroom, Darla Taylor
Rated M
Score 1/6

Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school’s liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for.

Using the words ‘it ruined my childhood’ in this review is a cop out. Matter of fact it is a cop out when used in a review of any movie. Instead I have to highly question the intelligence of the studio executive that thought that it would be a good idea to green light this project. Also if there is anybody at the Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification or possibly a parent (who is game enough to watch this movie) that can explain to me why such a tame received an M rating? When it seemed that it needed to be PG.
This was painful to watch and I really questioned why I subjected myself to this kind of punishment, sure there was a little bit of ‘fan service’ but not enough to get over the fact that this was a movie where the most noteworthy actor was Dolph Lundgren (which is never a good sign). I would also like my sincere heartfelt congratulations to the ‘director’ Mr. Don Michael Paul and ‘writer’ Mr. David H. Steinberg for delivering such a painfully awkward movie to watch. Bravo Gentleman. Bravo.