Something silly as we approach the starting line for the holiday season.
Puddingmas. An alternative holiday commonly celebrated on December 25th but can be observed any day you please. Through the consumption of pudding and alcohol we celebrate goodwill towards everybody. Keep in mind as this is a lesser known made up holiday it doesn’t come with a public holiday. However, it does come with a free hat made from newspaper and as much pudding you can eat before somebody finds the sacred spanner of comoedia (a more extreme version of having pennies placed in your Christmas pudding). It should be noted that everyone knows puddingmas was started when the universe formed during the bombe Alaska kaboom. This occurred when the first ever pudding was baked which is believed to have been self-saucing. Scientists believe this happened on a Friday at around 11am.