Director: Jim Mickle Staring: Connor Paolo, Nick Damici & Kelly McGillis Rating: MA Score 6/6 Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster. A vampire epidemic has swept across what is left of the nation’s abandoned towns and cities, and it’s up to Mister,…
South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut
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Directed by Trey Parker Staring Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Mary Kay Bergman Rating MA Score 3/6 All hell breaks loose when Stan, Eric, Kyle and Kenny sneak in to see an R-rated movie featuring Terrance and Phillip. They are pronounced “corrupted” and their parents pressure the government to invade Canada. South Park is so…
Snakes on a Plane
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Directed by David R Ellis Staring Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips & Rachel Blanchard Rating M Score 4/6 Agent Neville Flynn is escorting Sean Jones to Los Angles so that he can testify in a Federal Case against a notorious mobster. An assassin puts snakes on a plane to bring down the plane…
Smokin’ Aces
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Directed by Joe Cranahan Staring Ben Affleck, Andy Gracia, Ray Liota, Jeremy Piven & Ryan Reynolds Rating R Score 5/6 Vegas performer Buddy ‘Aces’ Israel has crossed the wrong mob boss by agreeing to testify against the mob and now there is a one million dollar bounty on his head. With seven bounty hunters gunning…
Stealth Fighter
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Director Jim Wynorski Staring Ice T & Costas Manylor Rating MA Score 0/6 An Elite fighter pilot must fix the CIA’s failled attempts to retrive a stolen stealth bomber before a madman and his cartel prepare a lethal guerilla strike on the U.S. After I finished watching Stealth Fighter, the question I asked myself was…
Slammed
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Director: Brian Thomas Jones Staring: Justin Whalin, Zachary Bryan & Sasha Mitchell Rating: MA Score 3/6 When Champ’s bar is closed down for illegal wrestling, Derek and Jeff are left unemployed. With only a few days to train, create another wrestling arena, promote it and beat Jeff’s nemis Switchblade Rick. So that Jeff can get…
Sky High
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Directed by Mike Mitchell Staring Michael Angarano, Danielle Panabaker, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kelly Preston & Kurt Russell Rating PG Score 3/6 Life for Will Stronghold, the son of legendary hereos Jet Stream and The Commander has the tremendous expectation that he will go into the family business. He enters the high school for teenage super…
Skulls 2
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Director: Joe Chapelle Staring: Robin Dunne, Lindy Booth, Nathan West, Ashley Lyn Cafagna & James Gallanders Rating: M Score 2/6 A young man joins a secret society known as the Skulls. After he wittnesses a murder within the Skulls’ private chamber he finds that his life sprials further out of control the closer he gets…
The Simpsons
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Directed by David Silverman Staring Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer & Hank Azaria Rating PG Score 6/6 Homer dooms the city of springfield, when he contaminates Lake Springfield when he dumps a silo of crap into the lake. His actions doom the city when it is encased in a giant…
Simply Irresistible
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Director: Mark Tarlov Staring: Sarah Michelle Gellar & Sean Patrick Flanery Rating: PG Score 4/6 A department store executive can’t help but fall in love with a beautiful young woman who he believes has magical powers. A delightfully indulgent comedy that proves what every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is through…