Directed by Graham Baker Staring Christopher Lambert Rating M Score 3/6 This version originally released in 1999 this science fiction adaptation of the Anglo-Saxon epic poem Beowulf, may need to be watched to get a better sense of what is going on in the movie as it expects you to make some very large assumptions…
Futurama : Bender’s Game
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Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill Rated PG Score 4/6 The Planet express crew set off on a dangerous mission to infiltrate the world’s only dark matter mine the source of all spaceship fuel. But deep beneath the surface of the mine is a medieval land of sorcery, dragons and drunk knights. So many movies where in…
Behind Enemy Lines 2 : Axis of evil
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Directed by James Dodson Staring Nicholas Gonzalez, Matt Bushell & Peter Coyote Rating MA Score 0/6 A Navy seal team is tasked with the assignment of destroying a North Korean Missile site and avert a possible nuclear strike. It’s interesting to think that movie sequels such as this, are made when it is clear that…
Beerfest
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Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar Staring Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Kevin Heffernan, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme & Cloris Leachman Rating MA Score 0/6 Two brothers stumble across an ancient beer drinking competition when they travel to Germany to put there father to rest. After being humiliated in the competition they return the next year to compete.…
Because I Said So
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Directed by Michael Lehmann Staring Diane Keaton & Mandy Moore Rating M Score 6/6 An overbearing mother Daphne takes out an on-line personal for her youngest daughter Mae so that she will not make the same mistakes that she did and end up alone. Because I said so is the best “Mum Movie” that I…
Batman and Robin
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Directed by Joel Schumacher Staring George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell & Alicia Silverstone Rating PG Score 1/6 Will Gotham City survive the threats of Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy who seek to rid the world of humanity and to start again or will Batman and robin save the day? I’m willing to…
Barbwire
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Directed by David Hogan Staring Pamela Anderson Lee Rated M Score 0/6 Bounty Hunter and Night Club Owner Barb Wire is entrusted with a pair of contact lenses that are needed to help bring political scandal to light. Shocking doesn’t even begin to cover this one. The lack of acting ability in this film is…
Banshee
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Directed by Kari Skogland Staring Taryn Manning, Mike Lombardi, Christian Campbell, Tony Calabretta, Morgan Kelly, Romano Orzari, Mike Tsar, Nicolas Wright & Maurizio Terrazzano Rating MA Score 5/6 Sage a car thief steals a 1966 classic 1966 on a bet with her boyfriend. The charger belongs to a serial killer who frames her for murdering…
The Bank Job
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Directed by Roger Donaldson Staring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays Rated MA Score 5/6 Based on the infamous Baker Street Robbery when in September of 1971 thieves tunneled into the Lloyds bank and looted the safe deposit boxes, netting over 3 million pounds in cash and jewelry. Nobody was arrested and…
Bandslam
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Directed by Todd Graff Staring Aly Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens, Gaelan Connell & Lisa Kudrow Rated PG Score 4/6 A new kid in town assembles a fledgling rock band — together, they achieve their dreams and compete against the best in the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands. Dissmissing this movie as…