Director Don Michael Paul Starring Zach McGowan, Danny Glover Lucy Aarden, Nicholas Aaron Rated MA Score 1/6 After an attack on inmate Frankenstein fails a Black Ops specialist enters the maximum prison to join the illegal Death Race and take down Frankenstein. The premise for the plot is actually kind of interesting being that in…
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Lethal Weapon
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Director Richard Donner Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey Rated M Score 6/6 Two newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers. I’ll leave it up to you good people to decide if Lethal Weapon is a Christmas Movie or not.…
Kin
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Director Jonathan Baker & Josh Baker Starring Myles Truitt, Jack Reynor & Dennis Quaid Rated M Score 3.5/6 Chased by a vengeful criminal, the feds and a gang of otherworldly soldiers, a recently released ex-con, and his adopted teenage brother are forced to go on the run with a weapon of mysterious origin as their…
The Meg
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Director Jon Turteltaub Starring Jason Statham, Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson Rated M Score 4/6 After escaping an attack by what he claims was a 70-foot shark, Jonas Taylor must confront his fears to save those trapped in a sunken submersible. The Meg was adapted from 1997 novel Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror written by…
Reprisal
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Director Brian A. Miller Starring Bruce Willis, Frank Grillo, Johnathon Schaech Rated MA Score 3/6 A bank manager haunted by a violent heist that took the life of a coworker teams up with his ex-cop neighbor to bring down the assailant, initiating an explosive counterattack that brings all three men to the breaking point. Seeing…
The Marine 6: Close Quarters
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Director James Nunn Starring Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin, Shawn Michaels, Rebecca Quin Rated MA Score 3/6 Jake Carter and another former Marine, Luke Trapper, join forces to rescue a kidnapped girl from a gang of international criminals. My only excuse for watching this would be having a case of franchise-completion-itis. I suppose it was nice…
Robin Hood
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Director Otto Bathurst Starring Taron Egerton, Jamie Foxx, Ben Mendelsohn Rated M Score 3/6 A war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown. Okay, this is exactly what I remember the tale of Robin Hood being. Now, if you go into this one expecting it to be something…
Hotel Artemis
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Director Drew Pearce Starring Jodie Foster, Sofia Boutella, Dave Bautista Rated MA Score 5/6 Set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles, ‘Hotel Artemis’ follows the Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only emergency room for criminals. Hotel Artemis is a really cool concept for a movie, which seemed to be inspired by the John Wick franchise, though…
Hunter Killer
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Director Devon Marsh Starring Caroline Goodall, Gerard Butler, Gary Oldman, Michael Trucco, Michael Nyqvist Rated MA Score 3/6 An untested American submarine captain teams with U.S. Navy Seals to rescue the Russian president, who has been kidnapped by a rogue general. One of Michael Nyqvist last films before his death in 2017. It turns out…
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
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Director by Ace Hannah Starring Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao Score 0/6 The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. Okay, the first Mysterious Insanity is closed. Those of you who might be wondering it did not kill me, but there…