Director Ryan Little Starring Danny Glover, Vinnie Jones, Corey Sevier Rated M Score 1/6 Herman Melville’s classic novel Moby Dick, is recreated in a world where Captain Ahab and his crew search for a Great White Dragon. I can understand the filmmaker’s logic behind making a change to Melville’s 1851 novel Moby Dick, being that…
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Hercules
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Director Brett Ratner Starring Dwayne Johnson, John Hurt, Ian McShane Rated M Score 3/6 Having endured his legendary twelve labors, Hercules, the Greek demigod, has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace and his daughter seek his aid in defeating a tyrannical warlord. After recently watching The Legend of Hercules starring…
In the Blood
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Director John Stockwell Starring Gina Carano, Cam Gigandet, Danny Trejo Rated MA Score 4/6 When her husband goes missing during their Caribbean vacation, a woman sets off on her own to take down the men she thinks are responsible. Whoever compared this to Taken shouldn’t have especially considering that Taken went on to humiliate itself…
Vampire Academy
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Clears the Twilight Bar in street shoes Director Mark Waters Starring Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Danila Kozlovsky Rated M Score 3.5/6 Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, half human-half vampire, a guardian of the Moroi, peaceful, mortal vampires living discreetly within our world. Her calling is to protect the Moroi from bloodthirsty, immortal Vampires, the Strigoi.…
Transformers: Age of Extinction
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Director Michael Bay Starring Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor Rated M Score 2/6 A mechanic and his family join the Autobots as they are targeted by a bounty hunter from another world. Michael Bay would have to be one of the most talented clumsy filmmakers, and no matter how much people may have dumped…
3 Days to Kill
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Director McG Starring Kevin Costner, Hailee Steinfeld, Connie Nielsen Score 3.5/6 Rated M A dying CIA agent trying to reconnect with his estranged daughter is offered an experimental drug that could save his life in exchange for one last assignment. My interest was perked when I saw the trailer for this a couple of months…
Chinese Zodiac
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Director Jackie Chan Starring Jackie Chan, Qi Shu, Xingtong Yao Rated M Score 3.5/6 A man searches the world for a set of mystic artifacts – 12 bronze heads of the animals from the Chinese zodiac. The past few movies that I have watched though not necessarily have reviewed starring Jackie Chan were not as…
The Legend of Hercules
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Director Renny Harlin Staring Kellan Lutz, Gaia Weiss, Scott Adkins Rated M Score 2/6 The origin story of the mythical Greek hero. Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom. I…
Tapped
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Director Allan Ungar Starring Michael Biehn, Cody Hackman, Krzysztof Soszynski Rated MA Score 3/6 A disgruntled teenager, sent to do community service at a rundown Karate school, enters an MMA tournament to face the man who killed his parents. Movies like Tapped or Tapped Out (there is a chance that you will find this under…
Tokarev
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Director Paco Cabezas Starring Nicolas Cage, Rachel Nichols, Max Ryan Rated MA Score 4/6 When the daughter of a reformed criminal is kidnapped, he rounds up his old crew and seeks his own brand of justice. For those of you out there who might go looking for this at your friendly local DVD store and…