Director Keoni Waxman Starring Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames Rated MA Score 0/6 A crime lord torn between his legacy and his desire to get out of the life of crime that has built his empire, when a new player to the scene tries to use the town anti-hero’s network to climb to power.…
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Battle of the damned
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Director Christopher Hatton Staring Dolph Lundgren, Melanie Zanetti, Matt Doran Rated MA Score 2/6 Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected. I suppose that it was only inevitable that one of the aging 80’s action…
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
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Director Kenneth Branagh Staring Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley, Kenneth Branagh Rated M Score 3.5/6 Jack Ryan, as a young covert CIA analyst, uncovers a Russian plot to crash the U.S. economy with a terrorist attack. On the face of it the Jack Ryan film franchise might appear to be broken, considering that with…
Red 2
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Director Dean Parisot Starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich Rated M Score 3/6 Retired C.I.A. agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. Red 2 seemed to fall into one of the basic problems that all franchise movies seem to…
Far Cry
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Director Uwe Boll Staring Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Natalia Avelon Rated MA Score 1/6 An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island. Yes I know there is a general rule ‘never watch a movie directed by Uwe Boll … ever’. But sometimes…
Enemies Closer
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Director Peter Hyams Staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Orlando Jones, Tom Everett Scott Rated MA Score 2.5/6 Deep within a forest on the US-Canadian border, two sworn enemies must work together to escape a ruthless drug cartel hell-bent on retrieving a drug shipment which went missing there. Considering the director this had the potential to be…
Kick Ass 2
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Director Jeff Wadlow Staring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse Rated MA Score 2.5/6 The costumed high-school hero Kick-Ass joins with a group of normal citizens who have been inspired to fight crime in costume. Meanwhile, the Red Mist plots an act of revenge that will affect everyone Kick-Ass knows. For those of you…
Bula Quo!
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Director Stuart St. Paul Staring Jon Lovitz, Craig Fairbrass, Laura Aikman, Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt Rated M Score 3.5/6 Status Quo witnesses a gang murder in Fiji. They flee with crucial evidence; have they played their last gig? We have been burnt by movies starring real life bands in the past, the first one…
Vikingdom
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Director Yusry Abd Halim Staring Dominic Purcell, Craig Fairbrass, Conan Stevens Rated MA Score 2/6 A forgotten king, Eirick, is tasked with the impossible odds to defeat Thor, the God of Thunder. From the other reviews that I have read about Vikingdom I have found that the opinion about is split, though it seems the…
The Human Race
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Directed by Paul Hough Staring Eddie Mcgee, Trista Robinson, Paul McCarthy-Boyington Rated MA Score 3.5/6 Veronica suddenly finds herself in a surreal and horrifying marathon race. The rules are simple: If you are lapped, you die. If you step off the path, you die. Many will start but only one may cross the finish line…