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Uncharted

Director Ruben Fleischer Stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg & Antonio Banderas Rated M Score 3/6 Street-smart Nathan Drake is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter Victor “Sully” Sullivan to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan, and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada. Has there ever been a decent movie adaption of a…

Eraser: Reborn

Director John Pogue Starring Dominic Sherwood, Jacky Lai & McKinley Belcher III Rated MA Score 0/6 U.S. Marshal Mason Pollard specializes in “erasing” people – faking the deaths of high-risk witnesses. With the technological advances of the last 25 years, the game has upgraded, and it’s just another day at the office when he’s assigned…

Bullet Train

Director David Leitch Starring Brad Pitt, Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson Rated MA Score 5/6 Five assassins aboard a fast moving bullet train find out their missions have something in common. For those of you who might be interested, Bullet Train is based on the 2010 novel Maria Beetle by Kōtarō Isaka. On a side note…

Young Guns – Young Guns 2

Young Guns Director Christopher Cain Starring Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland & Lou Diamond Phillips Rated M Score 4.5/6 Young Guns 2 Director Geoff Murphy Starring Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland & Lou Diamond Phillips Rated M Score 4/6 Young Guns A group of young gunmen, led by Billy the Kid, become deputies to avenge the murder…

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix

Directors René Goscinny, Henri Gruel & Albert Uderzo Starring Roger Carel & Jacques Morel (original) Starring Seán Barrett & Michael Kilgarriff (English Dub) Rated G Score 6/6 A group of indomitable Gauls are challenged by Roman Emperor Julius Caesar to accomplish twelve impossible tasks. Glorious, Stupid and selfaware, is probably the esaiest way to describe…

Moonfall

Director Roland Emmerich Starring Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson & John Bradley Rated M Score 3/6 A mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling on a collision course toward earth. Okay every now and again you just have to watch a ‘Humanity Fuck Yeah’ movie and Roland Emmerich is certainly more…

Hardcore Henry – Revisit

Director Ilya Naishuller Starring Sharlto Copley, Tim Roth & Haley Bennett Rated R Score 6/6 Henry is resurrected from death with no memory, and he must save his wife from a telekinetic warlord with a plan to bio-engineer soldiers. I really must try to think to hard about why i decide to watch some movies,…

Rocket Hunter: Rise of the Nazi ‘Komet’

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Director Christopher Forbes Starring Robert Bob Young, Barry W. Jerald Jr., Catherine Jerald Rated M Score 0/6 In one of the most dangerous missions of the war, an American B-17 pilot volunteers to fly a surrendered Messerschmidt 109 on a daring flight through the heart of Germany to try to prevent the people of London…

Apex

Apex

Director Edward Drake Starring Neal McDonough, Bruce Willis & Corey Large Rated MA Score 3.5/6 Six elite hunters pay to hunt down a man on a deserted island, only to find themselves becoming the prey. For those of you who might be interested after reading up about Apex it is  a remake of a remake:…