Director by Ace Hannah Starring Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao Score 0/6 The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. Okay, the first Mysterious Insanity is closed. Those of you who might be wondering it did not kill me, but there…
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Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
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Director Christopher Ray Starring Illeana Douglas, Amy Rider, Brody Hutzler Score 1/6 ( For Patrick Bauchau’s speech) In search of a new energy source, Russia accidentally reawakens the Kolossus – a giant robot doomsday device from the Cold War. At the same time, a new Mega Shark appears, threatening global security. Okay, its always a…
Tomb Invader
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Director James Thomas Staring Gina Vitori, Andrew J Katers, Samantha Bowling Rated TV-14 Score 0/6 Archaeologist, Alabama Channing, is recruited by a mysterious billionaire to help find an ancient Chinese relic. The same treasure that her mother was in search of before she went missing. Just to get this out in the open, The Asylum…
Future world
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Director James Franco & Bruce Thierry Cheung Starring James Franco, Suki Waterhouse, Jeffrey Wahlberg Rated MA Score 3/6 A young boy searches a future world wasteland for a rumoured cure for his dying mother. Future World is not as bad as some critics are making out to be, but then again it really is not…
Sicario: Day of the Soldado
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Director Stefano Sollima Starring Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Isabela Moner Rated MA Score 4/6 The drug war on the U.S.-Mexico border has escalated as the cartels have begun trafficking terrorists across the US border. To fight the war, federal agent Matt Graver re-teams with the mercurial Alejandro. Apparently, Denis Villeneuve could not return to…
Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation
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Director Genndy Tartakovsky Starring Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez Rated PG Score 4/6 The monster family embarks on a vacation on a luxury monster cruise ship so Drac can take a summer vacation from providing everyone else’s vacation at the hotel. It’s smooth sailing for Drac’s Pack as the monsters indulge in all of…
Constantine: City of Demons
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Director Doug Murphy Starring Matt Ryan, Damian O’Hare, Laura Bailey Rated MA Score 4/6 A decade after a tragic mistake, family man Chas and occult investigator John Constantine set out to cure Chas’s daughter Trish from a mysterious supernatural coma. With the help of the mysterious Nightmare Nurse, the influential Queen of Angels, and brutal…
The Predator
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Director Shane Black Starring Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes, Jacob Tremblay Rated Score 4/6 When a young boy accidentally triggers the universe’s most lethal hunters’ return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled science teacher can prevent the end of the human race. The Predator is to be thought as a sequel…
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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Director J.A. Bayona Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe Spall Rated M Score 3/6 When the island’s dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event. Okay, for those of you wondering did I do my homework and re-watch Jurassic World before…
The Little Mermaid
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Director Blake Harris & Chris Bouchard Starring Poppy Drayton, William Moseley, Armando Gutierrez Rated PG Score 4/6 A young reporter and his niece discover a beautiful and enchanting creature they believe to be the real little mermaid. Alright, I might have to review the 1989 Disney animated movie after this, but I guess we will…