Director Andrew Goth Starring Wesley Snipes, Kevin Howarth, Riley Smith Rated MA Score 2.5/6 A cursed gunman whose victims come back from the dead recruits a young warrior to help in the fight against a gang of zombies. For those who are wondering the filming for Gallowwalkers coincided with Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles. If I…
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After Earth
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Director M. Night Shyamalan Staring Jaden Smith, David Denman, Will Smith Rated M Score 3/6 A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity’s escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. I was not entirely impressed with…
Holy Flying Circus
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Director Owen Harris Staring Ben Crispin, Steve Punt, Darren Boyd & Charles Edwards Rated MA Score 5/6 Tells the story of the outraged, and sometimes violent, response to ‘The Life of Brian’ the Monty Python movie that satirized the life of Jesus. I find that watching a movie based on a real life event interesting,…
Brawler
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Director Chris Sivertson Starring Nathan Grubbs, Marc Senter, Bryan Batt Rated MA Score 1.5/6 Sidelined by an injury incurred while protecting his young brother, underground fighter Charlie Fontaine feels blindsided when he discovers his brother having sex on his couch with his new wife, Kat. Fueled by rage, a determined Charlie makes plans to get…
McCanick
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Director Josh C. Waller Staring David Morse, Rachel Nichols, Mike Vogel, Cory Monteith Rated MA Score 5/6 Set over the course of one day, a narcotics detective hunts for a seemingly harmless young criminal who knows a truth about the cop’s past. For those of you who might be wondering this is actually the last…
White Collar Hooligan 2: England Away
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Director Paul Tanter Staring Vas Blackwood, Simon Phillips, Nick Nevern, Tom Benedict Rating MA Score 3.5/6 Mike Jacobs thinks he’s safe in Witness Protection in Spain. However, when he’s spotted at an England game, a deadly game of cat and mouse between London, Marbella and New York ensues. If you have been reading my reviews…
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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Director Francis Lawrence Staring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth Rated M Score 3/6 Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark become targets of the Capitol after their victory in the 74th Hunger Games sparks a rebellion in the Districts of Panem. Even with the change in director from Gary Ross to Francis Lawrence Catching Fire for…
10 Metres
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Director Rory Noke Staring Stefan Taylor, Craig Annis Melanie Berry, Saul Darby Rated MA Score 6/6 After a vengeful classmate straps a bomb to his chest, university student Scotty Campbell finds himself caught up in a deadly chase through the streets and laneways of Melbourne. Running for his life, Scotty must stay at least 10…
Despicable Me 2
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Director Pierre Coffin & Chris Renaud Staring Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt Rated PG Score 4/6 Gru is recruited by the Anti-Villain League to help deal with a powerful new super criminal. I’ll admit it, I am pretty sure the only reason why I actually decided to watch this one was because of the…
The Big Wedding
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Director Justin Zackham Staring Robert De Niro, Diane Keaton, Katherine Heigl Rated MA Score 3/6 A long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding. This is very much a take it or leave kind of movie so much so that I almost left it, well to be honest I left it…