Director J.B. Rogers Staring Sean Astin, Michael Vartan, David Cross and Billy West Rated MA Score 1/6 What goes around comes around for a pair of prank-playing tire salesmen who find themselves placed in secretarial jobs by their put-upon boss. I’d like to think that I am actually able to spot all dodgy movies based…
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Dirty Girl
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Director Abe Sylvia Staring Juno Temple, Jeremy Dozier and Milla Jovovich Rated MA Score 3/6 It’s 1987 and Danielle, the high school ‘Dirty Girl’, is running away. With her is chubby, gay Clarke, a bag of flour called Joan and a Walkman full of glorious ’80s tunes. In the beginning I was not entirely sure…
Red Faction : Origins
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Director Michael Nankin Staring Brian J. Smith, Danielle Nicolet and Kate Vernon Rated M Score 4/6 On a Mars colony in the year 2145, an officer in a rebel militia discovers that his sister, who was abducted a dozen years before, is still alive and has been raised as a soldier whose goal is to…
Blackthorn
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Directed by Mateo Gil Staring Sam Shepard, Eduardo Noriega and Stephen Rea Rating M Score 4.5/6 In Bolivia, Butch Cassidy (now calling himself James Blackthorne) pines for one last sight of home, an adventure that aligns him with a young robber and makes the duo a target for gangs and lawmen alike. I have always…
2012
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Directed by Roland Emmerich Staring John Cusack, Thandie Newton and Chiwetel Ejiofor Rated M Score 3.5/6 An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. 2012 is one of the epics that Roland Emmerich is known for. However, 2012 makes absolutely…
ice age 4 continental drift — Reviewed By Guest Reviewer Liam
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Directed by Steve Martino & Mike Thurmeier Staring the voices of Ray Romano, Denis Leary and John Leguizamo Rated PG Score 6/6 By Guest Reviewer Liam Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they…
Young Adult
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Director Jason Reitman Staring Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson and Patton Oswalt Rating MA Score 0/6 Soon after her divorce, a fiction writer returns to her home in small-town Minnesota, looking to rekindle a romance with her ex-boyfriend, who is now happily married and has a newborn daughter. Getting to the end of this of movie…
The Amazing Spider-Man
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Director Marc Webb Staring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifans Rating M Score 5/6 Peter Parker finds a clue that might help him understand why his parents disappeared when he was young. His path puts him on a collision course with Dr. Curt Connors, his father’s former partner. Okay, before I get to involved…
Future Sport
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Director Ernest R. Dickerson Staring Dean Cain, Vanessa Williams and Wesley Snipes Rated PG Score 0/6 In 2025, the world’s most popular sport is called “Futuresport” (a combination of basketball, baseball and hockey that uses hoverboards and rollerblades) created as a non-lethal way to reduce gang warfare. Tre the star of the sport must save…
The Grey
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Directed by Joe Carnahan Staring Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney and Frank Grillo Rated MA Score 2.5/6 After their plane crashes in Alaska, six oil workers are led by a skilled huntsman to survival, but a pack of merciless wolves haunts their every step. For those of you who are interested The Grey is based on…