Director David Yates Starring Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, Katherine Waterston & Mads Mikkelsen Rated M Score 3.5/6 Professor Albus Dumbledore knows the powerful Dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald is moving to seize control of the wizarding world. Unable to stop him alone, he entrusts Magizoologist Newt…
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Masters of the Universe
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Director Gary Goddard Starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella & Meg Foster Rated PG Score 4/6 The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. I suppose there are more than a few jokes that can be made about Masters of the Universe especially considering…
Ambulance
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Director Michael Bay Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II & Eiza González Rated MA Score 5/6 Two robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry. I think it has been more than a few months since I have last watched a movie directed by Michael Bay and he has always been the director that…
Punks for West Papua
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Director Anthony ‘Ash’ Brennan Narrated by Basia Bonkowski Score 6/6 Punks for West Papua is an Australia wide movement, and the brainchild of Jody Bartolo. Jody and his band ‘Diggers with Attitude’ spearhead Punks for West Papua with the aim to raise money and awareness for the Free West Papua cause. The genocide of the…
Willow
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Director Ron Howard Starring Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Warwick Davis Rated PG Score 5/6 A young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen. I’ve been meaning to take a look at Willow for at least a month and when I heard that a…
The Batman
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Director Matt Reeves Starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz & Jeffrey Wright Rated M Score 5/6 When the Riddler, a sadistic serial killer, begins murdering key political figures in Gotham, Batman is forced to investigate the city’s hidden corruption and question his family’s involvement. The production and release of any superhero movie without any degree of…
The Forever Purge
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Director Everardo Gout Starring Ana de la Reguera, Tenoch Huerta & Josh Lucas Rated MA Score 2/6 All the rules are broken as a sect of lawless marauders decides that the annual Purge does not stop at daybreak and instead should never end. For those of you playing along at home it seems that they…
Gunpowder Milkshake
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Director Navot Paposhado Starring Karen Gillan, Lena Headey & Carla Gugino Rated MA Score 5/6 Three generations of women fight back against those who could take everything from them. For those of you who haven’t it figured it out already I’m prone to spontaneous acts of procrastination and that’s probably why I have taken so…
Fast 9
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Director: Justin Lin Staring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster Rated Score 4/6 Dom and the crew must take on an international terrorist who turns out to be Dom and Mia’s estranged brother. One thing I need to admit the last Fast and Furious movie Hobbs & Shaw left me with little hope for the…
John Schneider’s Stand on It and Poker Run
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Stand on It Director John Schneider Starring John Schneider, Cody McCarver, Mindy Robinson & Tyrus Score 4/6 Poker Run Director John Schneider Starring John Schneider, Cody McCarver, Mindy Robinson Score 4/6 Legendary but tired ex-television star Duke Marietta is bet half a million dollars against his big rig that he can’t for real what Burt…