Movie Reviews

Alone in the Dark

Directed by Uwe Boll Staring Christian Slater, Stephen Dorf & Tara Reid Rated M Score 4/6 Based on the video game series surrounding a paranormal detective who is investigating an ancient culture known as the Abkani who mysteriously vanished from the earth, because of the demons that they worshiped. If we where to take Alone…

Accepted

Directed by Steve Pink Staring Justin Long, Jonah Hill & Adam Herschman Rated M Score 5/6 After being rejected from eight colleges Bartleby Gaines created the fictitious university, South Harmon Institute of Technology with his friends to fool their parents. But of-course the deception works to well when other college rejects apply for this second…

3:10 to Yuma

Directed by James Mangold Staring Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Peter Fonda, Ben Foster & Gretchen Mol Rated MA Score 6/6 Rancher Dan Evans volunteers to help escort outlaw Ben Wade to catch the 3:10 train to Yuma Prison. The trip to catch the train is made all the more perilous with Indian ambushes and the…

88 Minutes

Directed Jon Avnet Staring Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobeski & Neal McDonough Rated MA Score 3/6 Dr. Jack Gramm is a renowned forensic psychiatrist and college professor who works with the FBI profiling serial killers. One of his famous trials in which he gave expert testimony was the case of Jon Forster aka “The…

17 Again

Directed by Burr Steers Staring Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Michelle Trachtenberg, Melora Hardin, Hunter Parrish & Jim Gaffigan Rated PG Score 3/6 A family man whose life is thrown into disarray when he finds that he’s mysteriously reverted back to the age of 17. There is no denying it It’s great…

16 Blocks

Directed by Richard Donner Staring Bruce Willis, Mos Def, David Morse & Jenna Stern Rated M Score 5/6 Detective Jack Mosley is assigned to transport convict Eddie Bunker 16 blocks to the court house to testify in front of a grand jury. Soon Mosley finds out that there are forces within the New York Police…

12 Rounds

Directed by Renny Harlin Staring John Cena, Aiden Gillen & Ashley Scott Rated M Score 1/6 Detective Danny Fisher discovers that his girlfriend has been kidnapped by a terrorist. He must complete 12 challenges to secure her release. WWE Pictures really should be applauded for what seems to be a rather bold move in have…

10th and Wolf

Directed by Robert Moresco Staring James Marsden, Giovanni Ribsi, Brad Renfro & Piper Perabo Rated MA Score 5/6 A young man has had a less then spectacular end to his military career which landed him in the brig. In a deal made with an FBI agent he is forced home to help take down a…

The Muppets

Directed by James Bobin Staring Amy Adams, Jason Segel, Chris Cooper and the Muppets Rated G Score 6/6 With the help of three fans, The Muppets must reunite to save their old theatre from a greedy oil tycoon. There is something special about The Muppet show and all of their feature films. Personally, I feel…

13 Assassins

Director Takashi Miike Staring Kôji Yakusho, Takayuki Yamada and Yûsuke Iseya Rated MA Score 5/6 A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord. In most regards 13 Assassins follows in spirit of such movies as The Dirty Dozen, Seven Samurai, the magnificent seven, The 300 Spartans and The…