Directed by Sönke Wortmann Staring Johanna Wokalek, David Wenham and John Goodman Rated MA Score 6/6 A 9th century woman of English extraction born in the German city of Ingelheim disguises herself as a man and rises through the Vatican ranks. The movie Pope Joan is based on a novel written by American author Donna…
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Stake Land
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Directed by Jim Mickle Staring Connor Paolo, Nick Damici and Kelly McGillis Rated MA Score 6/6 Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster. A vampire epidemic has swept across what is left of the nation’s abandoned towns and cities, and it’s up to…
Highlander: The Search for Vengeance
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Directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri, Takuji Endo & Hiroshi Hamazaki Staring Alistair Abell, Debi Mae West and Zachary Samuels Rated M Score 6/6 The lone warrior Colin travels with the wise-cracking ghost Amergan through the ages searching for the immortal despot Marcus Octavius, who killed his lover on the Celtic plains tens of centuries ago. On…
Jackboots on Whitehall
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Directed by Edward McHenry & Rory McHenry Staring Ewan McGregor, Alan Cumming, Dominic West, Rosamund Pike, Tom Wilkinson, Timothy Spall and Richard E. Grant Rated M Score 6/6. A satirical alternative history of World War II where the Nazis seize London and England must band together to prevent a full on invasion. Jackboots on Whitehall…
The Three Musketeers
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Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson Staring Logan Lerman, Christoph Waltz, Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Milla Jovovich, Mads Mikkelsen, James Corden, Orlando Bloom Rated M Score 4/6 The hot-headed young D’Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her…
Warrior
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Director Gavin O’Connor Staring Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy & Nick Nolte Rated M Score 6/6 The youngest son of an alcoholic former boxer returns home, where he’s trained by his father for competition in a mixed martial arts tournament — a path that puts the fighter on a collision corner with his older brother. When…
Real Steel
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Directed by Shawn Levy Staring Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly & Dakota Goyo Rated M Score 5/6 Set in the near future, where robot boxing is a top sport, a struggling promoter feels he’s found a champion in a discarded robot. During his hopeful rise to the top, he discovers he has an 11-year-old son who…
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
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Directed by Eli Craig Staring Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden Rated MA Score 6/6 Two lovable West Virginian hillbillies, are headed to their “fixer-upper” vacation cabin to drink some beer, do some fishin’, and have a good time. But when they run into a group of preppy college kids who assume from their…
Scream 4
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Director Wes Craven Staring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette Rated MA score 0/6 Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill and…
Rio
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Director Carlos Saldanha Staring Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway and George Lopez Rated G Score 6/6 When Blu, a domesticated macaw from small-town Minnesota, meets the fiercely independent Jewel, he takes off on an adventure to Rio de Janeiro with this bird of his dreams. Yes, it’s true I have sat through yet another kids animation…