Movie Reviews

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Staring: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Kim Coates, Shawn Roberts, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Spencer Locke, Boris Kodjoe, Wentworth Miller Rated MA Score 3.5 While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors who want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only…

The King of Fighters

Directed by Gordan Chan Staring Maggie Q, Sean Faris, Will Yun Lee & Ray Park Rated M Score -1 Live-action feature based on the video game “King of Fighters”. Sometimes you have to question the logic of using video games as the source material for movies. King of Fighters should not have, been transformed into…

I Love You Too

Directed by Diana Reid Staring Brendan Cowell, Peter Dinklage, Yvonne Strahovski, Petter Helliar & Megan Gale Rated M Score 6/6 A commitment-phobe and a New Ager buddy-up to win over the women of their respective dreams. It is generally considered a universal truth that when it comes to relationships with women men are stupid. I…

See This Movie

Staring Seth Meyers, John Cho, Jessic Pare & Jim Piddock Directed by David M. Rosenthal Rated MA Score 5 1/2 Two bumbling but determined three-day film school graduates enter the Montreal World Film Festival with a feature film that does not exist. This is a movie that, I found by accident and I am glad…

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Directed by Tad Stones Staring Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, John Rhys-Davies, Linda Larkin, Frank Welker & Gilbert Gotfried Rated G Score 4 1/2 At long last, Aladdin is about to marry the Princess Jasmine. Despite the presence and encouragement of his friends Genie, Carpet, and Abu, he is fearful and anxious. He is most worried…

She’s Out of my League

Directed By Jim Field Smith Staring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, T.J Miller, Mike Vogel & Nate Torrence Score 4 1/2 Rated MA An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship. I’ll admit it when I went…

Scott Pillgrim V The World

Director by Edgar Wright Staring Michael Cera, Chris Evans, Alison Pill, Kieran Culkin, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brandon Routh, Anna Kendrick Rated M Score 6 Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win her heart. Ok, I am going to have to add Scott Pilgrim Vs the World to the…

From Paris With Love

Staring John Travolta & Jonathan Rhys Meyers Directed by Pierre Morel Rated MA Score 5 (I would have given this 6 if I had of watched this on a bigger screen) In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack…

ExTerminators

Staring Heather Graham, Jennifer Coolidge & Amber Heard Directed By John Inwood Rated M Score 6 Alex, a lonely accountant whose sole act of rage results in her being sentenced to court mandated rage therapy. There she meets Stella, the owner of a small extermination business who uses her car as a weapon; and Nikki…

Dead Man Running

Staring Tamer Hassan, Danny Dyer, Brenda Blethyn & Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Directed by Alex De Rakoff Score 3 Rated MA A loan shark gives ex-con Nick a period of 24 hours in order to pay back the money he owes. Up against it, Nick involves his best mate on a multi-part mission in order…