Movie Reviews

I Love You Too

Directed by Diana Reid Staring Brendan Cowell, Peter Dinklage, Yvonne Strahovski, Petter Helliar & Megan Gale Rated M Score 6/6 A commitment-phobe and a New Ager buddy-up to win over the women of their respective dreams. It is generally considered a universal truth that when it comes to relationships with women men are stupid. I…

See This Movie

Staring Seth Meyers, John Cho, Jessic Pare & Jim Piddock Directed by David M. Rosenthal Rated MA Score 5 1/2 Two bumbling but determined three-day film school graduates enter the Montreal World Film Festival with a feature film that does not exist. This is a movie that, I found by accident and I am glad…

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Directed by Tad Stones Staring Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, John Rhys-Davies, Linda Larkin, Frank Welker & Gilbert Gotfried Rated G Score 4 1/2 At long last, Aladdin is about to marry the Princess Jasmine. Despite the presence and encouragement of his friends Genie, Carpet, and Abu, he is fearful and anxious. He is most worried…

She’s Out of my League

Directed By Jim Field Smith Staring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, T.J Miller, Mike Vogel & Nate Torrence Score 4 1/2 Rated MA An average Joe meets the perfect woman, but his lack of confidence and the influence of his friends and family begin to pick away at the relationship. I’ll admit it when I went…

Scott Pillgrim V The World

Director by Edgar Wright Staring Michael Cera, Chris Evans, Alison Pill, Kieran Culkin, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Brandon Routh, Anna Kendrick Rated M Score 6 Scott Pilgrim must defeat his new girlfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win her heart. Ok, I am going to have to add Scott Pilgrim Vs the World to the…

From Paris With Love

Staring John Travolta & Jonathan Rhys Meyers Directed by Pierre Morel Rated MA Score 5 (I would have given this 6 if I had of watched this on a bigger screen) In Paris, a young employee in the office of the US Ambassador hooks up with an American spy looking to stop a terrorist attack…

ExTerminators

Staring Heather Graham, Jennifer Coolidge & Amber Heard Directed By John Inwood Rated M Score 6 Alex, a lonely accountant whose sole act of rage results in her being sentenced to court mandated rage therapy. There she meets Stella, the owner of a small extermination business who uses her car as a weapon; and Nikki…

Dead Man Running

Staring Tamer Hassan, Danny Dyer, Brenda Blethyn & Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson Directed by Alex De Rakoff Score 3 Rated MA A loan shark gives ex-con Nick a period of 24 hours in order to pay back the money he owes. Up against it, Nick involves his best mate on a multi-part mission in order…

The Expendables

Staring Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Charisma Carpenter, Giselle Itie, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Zayas, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin Directed by Sylvester Stallone Rated MA Score 6 A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. The Expendables is…

Legion

Staring Terry Farrell, Rick Springfield, Corey Feldman, Parker Stevenson, Troy Donahue & Audie England Directed by Jon Hess Score 2 1/2 Rated MA A ‘Suicide Squad’ comprised of convicts are given a chance to earn their freedom by waging an assault on a distant enemy weapons base. Easily taking the compound the soon discover a…