Clash of the Titans (1981) Score 4 Clash of the Titans (2010) Score 4.5 I remember reading a review recently about the remake of The Clash of the Titans, the reviewer commented that at best Clash of the titans was a big dumb action movie. My reply to that mysterious reviewer out there in cyberspace…
Movie Reviews
I Love You Beth Cooper
by RJ_Design •
I Love You Beth Cooper Staring Hayden Panettiere Directed By Chris Columbus Rated M Score 3/6 A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school – Beth Cooper – during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to…
The Tournament
by RJ_Design •
Directed by Scott Mann Staring Robert Carlyle, Kelly Hu & Ving Rhames Rating R Score 6/6 Every seven years in an unsuspecting town, The Tournament takes place. A game of cat and mouse between 30 of the world’s deadliest assassins. The last man standing receiving the $10,000,000 cash prize and the title of World’s Number…
10 Dead Men
by themovieboards - Editor •
Staring Brendan Carr, Terry Stone & Doug Bradley Directed by Ross Boyask Rated MA Score 1/6 Ten men took away his life. Now ten men will pay with there’s. Ryan is left for dead, but returns to his old ways for one last revenge trip. And it’s going to be bloody. Every now and again,…
Crows Zero
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Directed By Takashi Miike Staring Shun Oguri, Kyosuke Yabe & Meisa Kuroki Rated MA Score 6/6 Geji a new student at Suzuran high school, which notorious for its out of control violence aims to conquer Sauzuran and become top of the heap. If he manages to conquer the school he will be allowed to succeed…
Eastern Condors
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Director by Sammo Hung Kam-Bo Staring Sammo Hung Kam-Bo, Yuen Biaa, Joyce Godenzi & Haing S. Ngor Rated R Score 6/6 The Dirty Dozen of South East Asia is truly something to behold, that saw a mission into Vietnam to with twelve condemned men to destroy an ammunition dump that was left behind by the…
Asterix & Obelix : Mission Cleopatra
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Directed by Alain Chabat Staring Gerard Depardieu, Christian Clavier & Monica Bellucci Rated PG Score 6/6 The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar…
Starship Troopers
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Directed by Paul Verhoven Staring Casper Van Dien, Dina Myer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, Neil Patrick Harris, Patrick Muldoon & Michael Ironside Rated MA In a new millenium human existence is threatened by giant alien bugs that travel across space via asteroids. Ed Neumeier failed with his screenplay interpretation of R.A Heinlein’s novel Starship Troopers.…
Star Wars : A New Hope
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Directed by George Lucas Staring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Sir Alec Guinness & Carrie Fisher Rated PG Score 6/6 Naive farm boy Luke Skywalker(Hamil) travels from his home planet Tatooine with new friends Ben Kenobi, R2-D2, C3-PO and Han Solo (Ford) and rescue Rebel Leader Princess Leia (Fischer) and then teams up with the Rebel…
300
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Director by Zack Snyder Staring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, David Wenham & Vincent Regan Rating MA Score 6/6 Based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel 300 and inspired by the ’62 classic The 300 Spartans, telling the tale of how King Leonidas and a group of 300 Spartans managed to slow the advance of…