Director George Miller Starring Sir Les Patterson, Dame Edna Everage, Pamela Stephenson & Thaao Penghlis Rated M Score 5/6 The uncouth Sir Les Patterson teams up with Dame Edna Everage to save the world from a virulent bioterror attack ordered by Colonel Richard Godowni of the Gulf State of Abu Niveah. Okay, I openly admit…
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Iron Sky: The Coming Race
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Director Timo Vuorensola Starring Lara Rossi, Vladimir Burlakov, Kit Dale Rated M Score 4.5/6 Twenty years after the events of Iron Sky, the former Nazi Moonbase has become the last refuge of mankind. Earth was devastated by a nuclear war, but buried deep under the wasteland lies a power that could save the last of…
Forbidden Fruit
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Director Josh Hodgins Starring Scott Waddell, Chase Christensen, Raechel Hall Rated M Score 1/6 A tale of apples and a male enhancement drug sharing the same irrigation ditch, contributing to a ‘larger’ crop and the hilarity that ensues within this sleepy little orchard community. Okay, I’m still not entirely sure why I brought the DVD…
Robin Hood: The Rebellion
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Director Nicholas Winter Starring Ben Freeman, James G. Nunn, Kristian Nairn, Brian Blessed Rated M Score 3.5/6 With his true love captured by the villainous Sheriff of Nottingham, the legendary Robin Hood and his crew of outlaws execute a daring rescue to save her. For those of you who might be wondering this particular interpretation…
Mission Impossible 1 , 2 & 3
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Director Brian De Palma Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Béart Rated M Score 4.5/6 An American agent, under false suspicion of disloyalty, must discover and expose the real spy without the help of his organization. Director John Woo Starring Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton Rated M Score 5/6 I.M.F. Agent Ethan Hunt is…
King of Thieves
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Director James Marsh Starring Michael Caine, Charlie Cox, Michael Gambon Rated M Score 2/6 A crew of retired crooks who pull off a major heist in London’s jewellery district. What starts off as their last criminal hurrah, quickly turns into a brutal nightmare due to greed. Based on infamous true events. I suppose the only…
Street Fighter – 1994 – Revisit
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Director Steven E. de Souza Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen Rated M Score 2/6 Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. I normally would have waited a bit longer before thinking about revisiting Street Fighter considering I last reviewed this…
Unfriended
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Director Leo Gabriadze Starring Heather Sossaman, Matthew Bohrer, Courtney Halverson Rated MA Score 0.5/6 A group of online chat room friends find themselves haunted by a mysterious, supernatural force using the account of their dead friend Watching unfriended, normally I would have given this one a wide berth. The only reason why I watched this…
Waiting – The Van Duren Story – Melbourne Documentary Film Festival
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Directors Wade Jackson and Greg Carey Score 6/6 In the 1970s, Memphis musician Van Duren was tipped to be the next Paul McCartney but instead faded into obscurity. Years later, two Australian friends come across his record and set out to discover what went wrong. Okay. Before watching this documentary if you haven’t the slightest…
Tommy Emmanuel : The Endless Road – Melbourne Documentary Film Festival
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Director Jeremy Dylan Score 5.5/6 From the Australian outback to Music City USA, a child guitar prodigy dedicates his life to become the world’s greatest acoustic guitarist, even as revelations of dark family secrets send him into a battle with addiction that threatens to destroy his career, his family and his life. Even though I…