Director Kevin Reynolds Starring George Dzundza, Jason Patric, Steven Bauer Rated M Score 4.5/6 A Soviet tank and its warring crew become separated from their patrol and lost in an Afghan valley with a group of vengeance-seeking rebels on their tracks. For those of you who might be interested in 1986, after witnessing a team…
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Director Stephen McCallum Starring Ryan Corr, Abbey Lee, Simone Kessell, Josh McConville, Matt Nable Rated MA Score 3/6 Paddo, heir to the throne of the Copperheads MC, has to betray his president to save his brother’s life. When this betrayal leads to a split in the club it results in civil war, forcing Paddo to…
Young Einstein
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Director Yahoo Serious Starring Yahoo Serious, Odile Le Clezio, John Howard Rated PG Score 5.5/6 Albert Einstein is the son of a Tasmanian apple farmer, who discovers the secret of splitting the beer atom to put the bubbles back into beer. When Albert travels to Sydney to patent his invention, he meets beautiful French scientist…
Pimped
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Director David Barker Starring Ella Scott Lynch, Benedict Samuel Rated MA Score 5.5/6 Sarah Montrose has an identity issue; she’s conflicted, tired and under her own pressure. Out on the town, she meets the philosophical, smooth-talking, Lewis Blake. Handsome, captivating and unbeknown to Sarah, the bait in a sick and twisted game conjured up with…
Office Uprising
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Director Lin Oeding Starring Brenton Thwaites, Jane Levy, Karan Soni Rated MA Score 3/6 An employee at a weapons factory discovers that an energy drink turns his co-workers into zombies. I have not heard anything about Office Rising, I don’t remember seeing any trailers for it at the friendly neighbourhood cinema and considering that Sony…
Mysterious Insanity 2 – Blood Lake
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Director James Cullen Bressack Starring Shannen Doherty, Jason Brooks, Zack Ward Rated MA Score 1/6 After chomping through the fish population, thousands of starved lampreys begin attacking the citizens of a sleepy lake town, and the community scrambles to stay alive. Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys what an interesting title. There are many…
Mysterious Insanity 2 – #1 Cheerleader Camp
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Director Mark Quod Starring Charlene Tilton, Seth Cassell, Jay Gillespie Rated MA Score 0/6 A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp. When I found out that I would watching this ‘Movie’ I was a little worried I would not be able to feature a review for this on…
Mysterious Insanity 2 – Street Racer
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Director Teo Konuralp Starring Clint Browning, Dorothy Drury & Robert Pike Daniel Rated MA Score 0/6 After serving time for a tragic accident, in which a young boy is crippled, an illegal street racer finds himself dragged back into the world of high-speed competition on the side streets and highways of Los Angeles. Before I…
Mysterious Insanity 2 – 2-Headed Shark Attack
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Director Christopher Ray Starring Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell, Brooke Hogan Rated MA Score 0/6 Survivors escape to a deserted atoll, after their boat during a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster. Two down,…
Mysterious Insanity 2- Transmorphers: The Fall of Man
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Director Scott Wheeler Starring Bruce Boxleitner, Jennifer Rubin, Shane Van Dyke Rated M Score 0/6 In this present day prequel, the robot invaders attack the Earth, forcing a small band of humans to seek refuge below the surface of the planet. Okay, the first movie in the Mysterious Insanity 2 marathon and for those of…