Director Susanne Bier Starring Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Rhys Ifans Rated MA Score 1.5/6 In Depression-era North Carolina, the future of George Pemberton’s timber empire becomes complicated when he marries Serena. Okay, movie number 3 in the Unfestival. For those of you who are interested Serena was adapted from a 2008 book of the same…
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Day of the Dead: Bloodline
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Director Hèctor Hernández Vicens Starring Sophie Skelton, Johnathon Schaech, Jeff Gum Rated R Score 0/6 A small group of military personnel and survivalists dwell in an underground bunker as they seek to find a cure in a world overrun by zombies. Day of the Dead: Bloodline is considered to be one of two remakes of…
Howard The Duck
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Director Willard Huyck Starring Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones, Tim Robbins & Chip Zien as the voice of Howard T Duck Rated PG Score 3/6 A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female…
Legally Blondes
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Director Savage Steve Holland Starring Milly Rosso, Becky Rosso, Christopher Cousins Rated PG Score 0.5/6 Moving from England to California, the youngest cousins of Elle Woods must defend themselves when their schools reigning forces turn on the girls and try to frame them for a crime. Legally Blondes is the first of the five movies…
Mom and Dad
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Director Brian Taylor Starring Nicolas Cage, Selma Blair, Anne Winters Rated MA Score 4.5/6 A teenage girl and her little brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origins causes parents to turn violently on their own kids. Considering how easy it is for Nicholas Cage to flip the…
Blue World Order
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Director Ché Baker & Dallas Bland Starring Billy Zane, Bruce Spence, Jake Ryan Rated M Score 4/6 In a post-apocalyptic world in which civilisation has crumbled. A massive electromagnetic pulse has killed all children on the planet with the exception of Molly, the daughter of Jake Slater. Blue World Order is a kind of significant…
Deadpool 2
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Director David Leitch Starring Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin Rated MA Score 5/6 Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable. I did not do my homework and re-watch the previous Deadpool movie…
Strays
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Director Steven Tandy Starring Ella Crotty, Brandon Humphrey & Jackson Kay Score 5/6 STRAYS focuses on the new relationship between two young outcasts, Riley and Ruby, who meet after a chance encounter. Despite being victims of circumstance and their environment, they attempt to make a connection and give each other hope. However, they soon get…
Solo: A Star Wars Story
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Director Ron Howard Starring Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia Clarke Rated M Score 4/6 During an adventure into a dark criminal underworld, Han Solo meets his future copilot Chewbacca and encounters Lando Calrissian years before joining the Rebellion. Considering that it seems that LucasArts lost the keys to the money printing press and Marvel found…
Batman and Harley Quinn
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Director Sam Liu Starring Kevin Conroy, Melissa Rauch, Paget Brewster & Loren Lester Rated M Score 5/6 Batman and Nightwing are forced to team with the Joker’s sometimes-girlfriend Harley Quinn to stop a global threat brought about by Poison Ivy and Jason Woodrue, the Floronic Man. This has been sitting in my pile of movies…