Movie Reviews

Streets of Fire

Director Walter Hill Starring Michael Paré, Diane Lane, Rick Moranis Rated M Score 6/6 A mercenary is hired to rescue his ex-girlfriend, a singer who has been kidnapped by a motorcycle gang. Okay, time to revisit a movie that I have already reviewed. For the record my files showed that I first reviewed Streets of…

Mondo Yakuza

Director Addison Heath Starring Kenji Shimada, Skye Medusa, Saya Minami, Glen Maynard, Cris Cochrane & Rob Stanfield Rated R Score 5/6 Ichiro Kataki, a violent Yakuza gang member travels to Melbourne, Australia after his beloved sister Yuko is brutally murdered by a group of criminals. Hell bent on vengeance he teams up with Cassidy Arizona,…

Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!

Director Jean-Claude Lord Starring Michael Paré, Marina Orsini, Bernie Coulson Rated PG Score 3/6 A Montreal construction worker joins a band and turns out to be a long-lost rock star from 1960s New Jersey – none other than Eddie Wilson, who mysteriously disappeared after a road accident. The concert scenes for the finale and Eddie’s…

Geostorm

Director Dean Devlin Starring Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish Rated M Score 2/6 When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate starts to attack Earth, it’s a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide Geostorm wipes out everything and everyone. Even though this was Dean Devlin’s…

S.W.A.T: Under Siege

Director Tony Giglio Starring Sam Jaeger, Adrianne Palicki, Michael Jai White Rated MA Score 1/6 A SWAT compound comes under fire from an international terrorist who relentlessly and violently pursues a mystery man who was apprehended by Seattle SWAT after a raid went horribly wrong. Okay, before we get to far into things there is…

Thor: Ragnarok

Director Taika Waititi Starring Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett Rated M Score 4.5/6 Imprisoned, the mighty Thor finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk, his former ally. Thor must fight for survival and race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home and the Asgardian civilization. Did Taika…

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars

Directors Shinji Aramaki, Masaru Matsumoto Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, DeRay Davis Rated MA Score 4/6 Federation trooper Johnny Rico is ordered to work with a group of new recruits on a satellite station on Mars, where giant bugs have decided to target their next attack. Traitor of Mars is the latest addition to…

Navy Seals v Zombies

Director Stanton Barrett Starring Ed Quinn, Michael Dudikoff, Rick Fox Rated MA Score 0/6 A team of highly skilled Navy SEALS find themselves embarking on the battle of their lives when they come face-to-face with the undead. After a deadly outbreak occurs in New Orleans, the SEALS must fight for their lives, and the city,…

Eddie and The Cruisers

Director Martin Davidson Starring Tom Berenger, Michael Paré, Joe Pantoliano Rated M Score 4/6 A television newswoman picks up the story of a 1960s rock band whose long-lost leader – Eddie Wilson – may still be alive, while searching for the missing tapes of the band’s never-released album. Something that I was completely unaware about…

The Thinning

Director Michael J. Gallagher Starring Logan Paul, Peyton List, Lia Marie Johnson Score 1/6 In a future plagued by overcrowding where population control is dictated by a high-school aptitude test. When two students discover the test is smoke and mirrors hiding a larger conspiracy, they must fight the system to expose it and take it…