Director Christian Ditter Staring Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Leslie Mann Rated M Score 0/6 Review By Tanteliz A group of young adults navigate love and relationships in New York City. I feel dirty just having watched this movie. Please do not waste 1 minute of your life on this movie. The acting is terrible. Flat…
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Beauty and the Beast
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Director Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise Staring Paige O’Hara, Robby Benson, Jesse Corti Rated G Score 4/6 A young woman whose father has been imprisoned by a terrifying beast offers herself in his place, unaware that her captor is actually a prince, physically altered by a magic spell. I suppose watching this was homework for…
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
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Director Paul W.S. Anderson Staring Milla Jovovich, Iain Glen, Ali Larter Rated MA Score 2.5/6 Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice is the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity’s final stand against the undead. Now, she must return to where the nightmare began – The Hive in…
XXX : The Return of Xander Cage
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Director D.J. Caruso Staring Vin Diesel, Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone Rated M Score 2/6 Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons. I was planning to get this one up a little earlier but a few things got…
Bait
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Director Kimble Rendall Staring Richard Brancatisano, Xavier Samuel, Chris Betts Rated MA Score 3/6 A freak tsunami traps shoppers at a coastal Australian supermarket inside the building – along with 12-foot Great White Sharks. I’m not the biggest fan of the large carnivorous animal run amuck genre. Possibly the last good movie made of that…
Spin Out
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Director Tim Ferguson & Marc Gracie Staring Xavier Samuel, Morgan Griffin, Lincoln Lewis & Travis Jeffery Rated M Score 3/6 Billy and Lucy have grown up together in a small, close-knit Australian country town, where they form one of the town’s most formidable Ute driving teams. When Billy takes one risky car stunt too far,…
12 Rounds 3: Lockdown
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Director Stephen Reynolds Staring Jonathan Good (as Dean Ambrose), Roger Cross, Daniel Cudmore Rated R Score 2/6 Upon returning to work after recovering from an injury, a police officer discovers and attempts to turn in incriminating evidence of illegal activities against his fellow cops. I’ve already said that most if not all movies released by…
Sing
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Director Christophe Lourdelet & Garth Jennings Staring Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Seth MacFarlane Rated G Score 6/6 Review By Tanteliz A koala named Buster Moon has one final chance to restore his theater to its former glory by producing the world’s greatest singing competition. Buster Moon manages a theatre. His business has fallen on hard…
Assassin’s Creed
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Director Justin Kurzel Starring Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons Rated M Score 4/6 When Callum Lynch explores the memories of his ancestor Aguilar and gains the skills of a Master Assassin, he discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society. For the record yes I am familiar with the game universe that…
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: The Movie
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Director David Paritsky Staring MaryBeth Schroeder, Nikki McGee, Christine De La Rosa Score 3/6 When the forces of the Dark Kingdom threaten to destroy the peace, four guardian warriors will awaken. Alright I came across the fan made movie on YouTube and this was director David Paritsky’s first ever movie. Now yes there are some…