Director Paul Feig Staring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones Rated PG Score 1/6 (But only because Jason Reitman did not direct) Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat. First…
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Mercury Plains
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Director Charles Burmeister Staring Scott Eastwood, Angela Sarafyan, Nick Chinlund Rated MA Score 1/6 A troubled man runs away to Mexico and is recruited to join a paramilitary group of teens fighting the drug cartels. He proves himself to the group, but questions their motive. In this age of anti-trolls and anti-bullies at times it…
The Legend of Tarzan
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Director David Yates Starring Margot Robbie, Alexander Skarsgård, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L Jackson, John Hurt Rated M Score 4/6 Tarzan, having acclimated to life in London, is called back to his former home in the jungle to investigate the activities at a mining encampment. For those of you who might be interested this is what…
Finding Dory
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Director Andrew Stanton & Angus MacLane Staring Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Ed O’Neill & Hayden Rolence Rated G Score 6/6 (Our Special Guest Kid Reviewer Aleks scored it 10/10) The friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish begins a search for her long-lost parents, and everyone learns a few things about the real meaning of family along the…
The Call Up
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Director Charles Barker Staring Morfydd Clark, Chris Obi, Parker Sawyers Rated MA Score 0/6 A group of online gamers are invited to try a state-of-the-art virtual reality video game but things take a turn for the sinister when these masters of the shoot ’em up discover they will literally be fighting for their lives. Considering…
Independence Day: Resurgence
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Director Roland Emmerich Staring Liam Hemsworth, Jessie T. Usher, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman Rated M Score 2/6 Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind’s new space defences be enough? Okay, supposedly Dean Devlin was originally approached by 20th century fox to right a…
Grimsby
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Director Louis Leterrier Staring Sacha Baron Cohen, Mark Strong, Rebel Wilson Rated MA Score 3/6 A new assignment forces a top spy to team up with his football hooligan brother. Okay, full disclosure here I’ve never really been a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen’s since about the time he released his Borat movie and since…
Warcraft
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Director Duncan Jones Staring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster Rated M Score 4/6 The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another. As a portal opens to connect the two worlds, one army faces…
Me Before You
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Me Before You: The Real Problem Director Thea Sharrock Staring Emilia Clarke, Sam Claflin, Janet McTeer Rated PG Score 3/6 A girl in a small town forms an unlikely bond with a recently-paralyzed man she’s taking care of. Before I start a small message to the disciples of the Marvel Cinematic Universe who have metaphorically…
The Choice
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Director Ross Katz Staring Benjamin Walker, Teresa Palmer, Alexandra Daddario Rated PG Score 3/6 Travis and Gabby first meet as neighbors in a small coastal town and wind up in a relationship that is tested by life’s most defining events. I’ll admit it, even though I know I might be mocked for it I have…