Director Cedric Nicolas-Troyan Staring Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt & Charlize Theron Rated M Score 2/6 As two evil sisters prepare to conquer the land, two renegades, Eric the Huntsman, who previously aided Snow White in defeating Ravenna, and his forbidden lover, Sara, set out to stop them. I get that there is a…
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Where to Invade Next
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Director Michael Moore Rated M Score 6/6 Review by Tanteliz Moore plays the role of ‘invader’, visiting a host of nations including Italy, France, Germany and Tunisia to commandeer policies and ideas that will improve prospects in America. What he finds is that the solutions to America’s most entrenched problems already exist in the world—they’re…
Scouts Guide to the Apocalypse
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Director Christopher Landon Staring Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan Rated MA Score 2/6 Three scouts, on the eve of their last camp-out, discover the true meaning of friendship when they attempt to save their town from a zombie outbreak. If I had of come across this one when I was about fifteen years younger…
Jem and the Holograms
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Director Jon M Chu Staring Aubrey Peeples, Stefanie Scott, Aurora Perrineau Rated PG Score 1/6 As a small-town girl catapults from underground video sensation to global superstar, she and her three sisters begin a journey of discovering that some talents are too special to keep hidden. A small message to the Smug of Hipsters out…
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
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Director Zack Snyder Staring Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams Rated M Score 3/6 Fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, Gotham City’s own formidable, forceful vigilante takes on Metropolis’ most revered, modern-day savior, while the world wrestles with what sort of hero it really needs. With Batman and Superman at war…
London has Fallen
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Director Babak Najafi Starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman Rated MA Score 2/6 In London for the Prime Minister’s funeral, Mike Banning discovers a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders. If your after a movie where you can deactivate your brain for 90 minutes and relax for all intents and purposes the…
The Witch
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Director Roger Eggers Staring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie Rated MA Score 4/6 A family in 1630s New England is torn apart by the forces of witchcraft, black magic and possession. Before I get too far into things a couple of bits of news wahoo!! The second time is a charm my plans did…
The Night Crew
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Director Christian Sesma Staring Luke Goss, Danny Trejo, Bokeem Woodbine Rated MA Score 3.5/6 The Night Crew centers on a group of hard up bounty hunters who must survive the night in a desert motel against a horde of savage border runners. They soon realize that their fugitive, a mysterious Chinese woman, is much more…
10 Cent Pistol
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Director Michael C. Martin Staring Jena Malone, JT Alexander, Damon Alexander Rated MA Score 3/6 A story about two lifelong criminals who maneuver through the shady underbelly of Los Angeles in search of wealth, love and redemption. Considering that this is the movie that Michael C. Martin has directed, the rule of 5 is going…
Hail Caesar!
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Director Ethan Coen & Joel Coen Staring Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich Rated PG Score 4.5/6 A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio’s stars in line. Hail Caesar! Was a good way to relax after a pain in the ass moment involving the wheelchair lift on my car. I know…