Director Rowan Athale Starring Matthew Lewis, Luke Treadaway, Iwan Rheon, Vanessa Kirby Rated MA Score 4.5/6 A young Englishman recently released from prison recruits his three best friends and to rob the local drug kingpin who is responsible for his incarceration. Can he get revenge and win back his fed-up girlfriend? I have no memory…
Movie Reviews
Pawn Shop Chronicles
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Director Wayne Kramer Starring Paul Walker, Norman Reedus, Elijah Wood Score 3.75/6 Rated R A honeymooning couple enters a pawn shop wherein the man finds his missing first wife’s wedding ring, which causes him to begin searching the town for his kidnapped wife, two white supremacists plot to rob their meth supplier, and a struggling…
The Brass Teapot
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Directed by Ramaa Mosley Starring Juno Temple, Michael Angarano, Alexis Bledel Rated M Score 4.5/6 A mid-twenty year old couple who, in these difficult economic times, finds a mysterious, magical brass teapot which makes them money but at a surprising price. After realizing the teapots powers, John and Alice must decide how far they will…
Lone Survivor
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Director Peter Berg Starring Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch Rated MA Score 4/6 Marcus Luttrell and his team set out on a mission to capture or kill notorious Taliban leader Ahmad Shah, in late June 2005. Marcus and his team are left to fight for their lives in one of the most valiant efforts…
Knight of the Dead
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Director Mark Atkins Staring Feth Greenwood, Vivien Vilela, Lee Bennett Rated MA Score 1/6 Hunted by raiders, a band of crusading knights escort the Holy Grail through a valley of Black Death where they must hack and slash their way to freedom. Even though I watch them, I can’t really say that I have considered…
Hello Herman
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Director Michelle Danner Starring Norman Reedus, Garrett Backstrom, Martha Higareda Rated MA Score 5/6 Set in the not so distant future, in Any Town USA, sixteen year old Herman Howards makes a fateful decision. He enters his suburban school and kills thirty nine students, two teachers, and a police officer. Just before his arrest he…
About Time
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Director Richard Curtis Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams, Bill Nighy Rated M Score 4.5/6 At the age of 21, Tim discovers he can travel in time and change what happens and has happened in his own life. His decision to make his world a better place by getting a girlfriend turns out not to be…
Robocop — 1987
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Director Paul Verhoeven Starring Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy Rated R Score 4/6 When a good cop gets blown away by some ruthless criminal, innovative scientists and doctors are able to piece him back together as an unstoppable crime-fighting cyborg called “Robocop”. Impervious to bullets and bombs and equipped with high tech weaponry, Robocop…
Hellbenders
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Director J.T. Petty Starring Clifton Collins Jr., Clancy Brown, Andre Royo Rated MA Score 6/6 The Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints, a team of blasphemous ministers who live in a constant state of debauchery, work to drag the worst of demons back to Hell. I suppose some of the best comic book movies or…
Empire State
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Director Dito Montiel Starring Liam Hemsworth, Michael Angarano, Dwayne Johnson Rated MA Score 2.5/6 After failing to get into the police academy, Chris Potamitis settles for a security guard job with the EMPIRE STATE Armored Truck Company. Chris makes the mistake of mentioning the company’s lax security to his best friend, Eddie, and is soon…