Director Joshua Michael Stern Staring Ashton Kutcher, Dermot Mulroney, Josh Gad Rated M Score 3/6 The story of Steve Jobs’ ascension from college dropout into one of the most revered creative entrepreneurs of the 20th century. I’m conflicted about this one, I maybe a film geek instead of a computer nerd so I am not…
Director Uwe Boll Staring Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Natalia Avelon Rated MA Score 1/6 An ex-special forces soldier turned boatman is hired by a journalist to investigate a top-secret military base on a nearby island. Yes I know there is a general rule ‘never watch a movie directed by Uwe Boll … ever’. But sometimes…
Director Rawson Marshall Thurber Staring Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Roberts Rated MA Score 1.5/6 A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico. I really did not have any intentions of actually watching this one, but found myself…
Director Peter Hyams Staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Orlando Jones, Tom Everett Scott Rated MA Score 2.5/6 Deep within a forest on the US-Canadian border, two sworn enemies must work together to escape a ruthless drug cartel hell-bent on retrieving a drug shipment which went missing there. Considering the director this had the potential to be…
Director Jeff Wadlow Staring Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse Rated MA Score 2.5/6 The costumed high-school hero Kick-Ass joins with a group of normal citizens who have been inspired to fight crime in costume. Meanwhile, the Red Mist plots an act of revenge that will affect everyone Kick-Ass knows. For those of you…
Director Stuart St. Paul Staring Jon Lovitz, Craig Fairbrass, Laura Aikman, Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt Rated M Score 3.5/6 Status Quo witnesses a gang murder in Fiji. They flee with crucial evidence; have they played their last gig? We have been burnt by movies starring real life bands in the past, the first one…
Director Yusry Abd Halim Staring Dominic Purcell, Craig Fairbrass, Conan Stevens Rated MA Score 2/6 A forgotten king, Eirick, is tasked with the impossible odds to defeat Thor, the God of Thunder. From the other reviews that I have read about Vikingdom I have found that the opinion about is split, though it seems the…
Directed by Paul Hough Staring Eddie Mcgee, Trista Robinson, Paul McCarthy-Boyington Rated MA Score 3.5/6 Veronica suddenly finds herself in a surreal and horrifying marathon race. The rules are simple: If you are lapped, you die. If you step off the path, you die. Many will start but only one may cross the finish line…
Director Omid Nooshin Staring Dougray Scott, Kara Tointon, Iddo Goldberg Rated M Score 4.5/6 A small group of everyday passengers on a speeding London commuter train battle their warped driver who has a dark plan for everyone on-board. Sometimes it is really great when a filmmaker makes a movie that seems to re-invigorates a plot…
Director Patrick McBrearty Staring Trish Stratus, Frank J. Zupancic, Boomer Phillips Rated M Score 1/6 A group of down-on-their-luck bounty hunters hit the jackpot one night when they pick up an informant with a hundred thousand dollar bounty on his head. But their world is turned upside down when a mob boss offers them one…