The Net 2.0

Directed by Charles Winkler Staring Nikki Deloach Rating M Score 0/6 The Net 2.0 is yet another victim of the curse of the sequel. Though to be accurate you can’t even call the Net 2.0 sequel. It is just a pathetic attempt by Director Charles Winkler to imitate his father Irwin Winkler’s 1995 film “The…

My Date with Drew

Director: Brian Herzlinger, Jon Gunn & Brett Winn Rating: PG Genre: Documentary Score 5/6 Brian Herzlinger has $1100 and a camera that has to be returned to Circut City in 30 days and a plan to make his dream come true and get one date with Drew Barrymore. Everybody has to make time to see…

My Best Friend’s Girl

Directed by Howard Deutch Staring Dane Cook, Kate Hudson & Jason Biggs Rating MA Score 3/6 Tank faces the ultimate test of friendship when his best friend hires him to take his ex-girlfriend out on a lousy date in order to make her realize how great her former boyfriend is. The plot for this movie…

Most Wanted

Directed by David Hogan Staring Keenan Ivory Wayans & Jon Voigt Rating M Score 0/6 A decorated Marine Sniper, Sergeant James Dunn is facing death row. Promised his freedom, he is recruited to a top secret ops team by a shadowy officer Lieutenant Colonel Casey. The team is tasked to assassinate a scientist who has…

Mortal Kombat

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Staring Christopher Lambert, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagwa, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby & Bridgette Wilson Rating M Score 0/6 Based on the classic video game, three martial artists are summoned to an island to compete in an ancient tournament known as Mortal Kombat to save the world. Mortal Kombat is a B grade…

The Adventures of Milo & Otis

Directed by Masanori Hata Staring Milo, Otis and Dudley Moore Rating G Score 5/6 The story of a Orange cat Milo and his best friend a pug dog named Otis who grew up together on the same farm. One day the two friends a seperated and they embark on a journey to find each other…

Midnight 5

Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky Staring Alexis Arquette, Tamara Craig Thomas, Jennifer Lambert, Karim Prince, Scott Rinker, William Voigt & Carol Kane Rating MA Score 3/6 Four friends go to a video store around midnight but through a twist of fate they become involved in a hostage situation. This is a simple movie with average acting,…

Men With Brooms

Directed by Paul Gross Staring Paul Gross, Molly Parker & Liam Nielson Rating M Score 5/6 A curling team who disbanded 10 years ago the night before the finals of championship. The team reunites to to win the championship for their late coach Men with Brooms seems to be much like any other sports comedy,…

Mr. Fix it

Directed by Darin Ferriola Staring David Boreanaz & Alana De La Garza Rating M Score 4/6 A young man makes a living as “Mr. Fix It” where he is hired by recently dumped men to trick women into returning to their ex-boyfriends. However, his latest assignment proves to be a lot more then he expected.…

Max Payne

Directed by John Moore Staring Mark Wahlberg, Beau Bridges, Mila Kunis Rating MA Score 6/6 Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister’s death. The duo will be hunted by…

Material Girls

Directed by Martha Coolidge Staring Hillary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston & Lukas Haas Rating PG Score 0/6 The Mancheta sisters heiresses to a cosmetic fortune go from A list to the poor house when a scandal breaks about there father’s company. Material girls is nothing new. The plot has been recycled in many different…

The Mask

Directed by Chuck Russell Staring Jim Carey & Cameron Diaz Rating PG Score 5/6 A Jim Carey comedy classic. I can’t believe it took me so long to get around and actually watch this movie, I’m almost ashamed. Stanley Ipkiss a bank clerk stuck in a rut; he has no success with woman and is…

MARIE ANTOINETTE

Directed by Sofia Coppola Staring Kirsten Dunst Rating M Score 4/6 I was conflicted about this movie. I wasn’t sure what I was letting myself in for. My first instincts being that I was going to be watching a historical epic, a romance. What was delivered by Sofia Coppola was an autobiography showing the treatment…

Man of the Year

Directed by Barry Levinson Staring Robin Williams Rating M Score 5/6 A host of a late-night political talk show host ends up runs for President of the United States of America as an independent candidate. In the end he wins but as a result of a computer glitch with the touch screen voting system. In…

Made of Honor

Directed by Paul Weiland Staring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Sydney Pollack, Kadeem Hardison, Beau Garrett, Whitney Cummings Rating M Score 0/6 Life for serial womanizer Tom is good until his best friend Hannah goes overseas for a six week business trip and he realizes how empty his life is without her. Matters are made even…

Lost Boys 2 : The Tribe

Directed by P.J Pesce Staring Tad Hilgenbrinck, Autumn Reeser & Angus Sutherland Rating R Score 3/6 Brother and sister, Chris and Nicole Emerson move to Luna Bay after their parents died in a car accident. At a party Nicole is tricked into drinking the blood of a vampire and is turned into a half vampire.…

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak Staring Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Robin Shou & Chris Klein Rating M Score 3/6 Based on the popular video game franchise, female fighter Chun Li embarks on a quest for justice. For those of you who might be wondering this movie is not a sequel to any of the other street…

Leaves of Grass

Directed by Tim Blake Nelson Staring Edward Norton, Keri Russell & Susan Sarandon Rating MA Score 6/6 An Ivy League professor is lured back to his Oklahoma hometown, where his twin brother, a small-time pot grower, has concocted a scheme to take down a local drug lord. Families are a lot of things. Though most…