Directed by Corey Yuen Staring Jamie Pressly, Holly Vallance, Sarah Carter, Natassia Malthe & Devon Aoki Rating M Score 0/6 It’s clear that DOA is aimed at the 14 to 16 year old male Playstation 2-playing demographic. I strongly recommend that everybody else gives this one a wide berth, even when it makes it to…
Double Dragon
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Directed by James Yukich Staring Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf & Alyssa Milano Rating PG Score – Don’t Bother – Based on the 80’s hit video game of the same name. Brothers Billy and Jimmy Lee, battle the evil Koga Shuko and protect an ancient chinese amulet. I’m being brutally honest, Double Dragon is…
Doom
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Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak Staring Karl Urban & The Rock Rating MA Score 0/6 Hopefully Doom will at most make its money back. Doom based on the popular computer game of the same name is one of the worst movies that have been released also following in a line of video games that should not…
Dungeon and Dragons: Elemental Might
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Directed by Gerry Lively Staring Mark Dymond, Clemancy Burton-Hill, Bruce Payne, Steven Elder, Ellie Chidzey, Lucy Gaskell, Roy Marsden & Tim Stern Rating M Score 0/6 Dungeon & Dragons: The elemental magic is based on the iconic role playing game Dungeons and Dragons. When, evil wizard Damodar steals the black orb in order to take…
Doomsday
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Directed by Neil Marshall Staring Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Adrian Lester, David O’Hara & Malcom McDowell Rating R Score 6/6 A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race. Wow! If you have not yet found the time to watch this movie, you…
Defiance
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Directed by Edward Zwick Staring Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell, Alexa Davalos, Allan Corduner, Mark Feuerstein Rating M Score 6/6 Jewish brothers in Nazi-occupied Eastern Europe escape into the Belarussian forests, where they join Russian resistance fighters and endeavor to build a village in order to protect themselves and about 1,000 Jewish non-combatants. This…
Deja Vu
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Directed by Tony Scott Staring Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer, Paula Patton, Bruce Greenwood & Adam Goldberg Rating M Score 5/6 A ferry in New Orleans full of Mardi gras party goers is blown up in a terrorist attack. ATF agent Doug Carlin ( Washington ) is brought to help with the investigation, he ends up…
The Devil Wears Prada
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Directed by David Frankel Staring Anne Hathaway & Meryl Streep Rating PG Score 4/6 The Devil wears Prada tells of an idealistic young woman Andy Sachs who takes a job at a fashion magazine in New York for a demanding Editor in Chief Miranda Priestley. Andy initially treats the job as a stepping stone to…
Die Hard 4.0
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Directed by Len Wiseman Staring Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, Maggie Q & Cliff Curtis Rating M Score 5/6 A group of cyber terrorists have attacked America and have began taking apart the infrastructure by turning off the computers for the Financial, Transport and Power. What they didn’t count on was a ‘old school’…
Batman : The Dark Knight
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Directed Christopher Nolan Staring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Eric Roberts, Nestor Carbonell, Anthony Michael Hall, Melinda McGraw, Michael Jai White, Cillian Murphy Rating M Score 6/6 Continuing to wage war on crime, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organisations that have plagued Gotham…
Daylight Robbery
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Directed by Paris Leonti Staring Geoff Bell, Leo Gregory, Johnny Harris & Paul Nichols Rating M Score 6/6 With the soccer world cup as their alibi a gang of robbers rob the London exchange bank of millons of pounds waiting to be incinerated. This is the best heist movie that I have seen this year.…
Dead Heads
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Directed Brett Pierce & Drew T. Pierce Staring Michael McKiddy, Ross Kidder and Markus Taylor Rating MA Score 6/6 Two inexplicably coherent zombies awake amidst a zombie attack, and decide to take a road trip to find the one’s lost love, unaware they are being chased by the agents of a ruthless company with its…
Death Racers
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Director: Roy Knyrim Staring: Jason Ellefson, Robert Pike & Raven Rating: MA Score 0/6 In an apocalyptic vision of the future contestants participate in a cross country Death Race I have finally found a movie that I am actually ashamed of actually watching. I am going to make it a personal point of mine never…
Con Air
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Directed by Simon West Staring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack & John Malkovich Rating MA Score 4/6 A former US Ranger Cameron Poe has just been released from prison and is hitching a ride home on a prison transport plane. Poe finds himself caught up in the middle of a hostage situation when the prisoners seize…
Click
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Directed by Frank Coraci Staring Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale & Christopher Walken Rating M Score 5/6 What would happen if you were given a remote control that controlled your universe? Workaholic Michael Newman is about to find out and will be able to fast forward and rewind through his life at will. What at first…
Clerks 2
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Directed by Kevin Smith Staring Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes & Kevin Smith Rating MA Score 5/6 It has arrived and it doesn’t disappoint. This is one of those movies where you don’t have to take your parents. Clerks II does not fall pray to the curse of the sequel, probably because…
Alvin and the chipmunks
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Directed by Tim Hall Staring Jason Lee, David Cross, Cameron Richardson, Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler & Jesse McCartney Rating G Score 3/6 Strugling songwriter Dave Seville opens his home to three talented singing Chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore. They become overnight sensations. However, a ruthless record producer inteds to exploit the “boys”. This sugary…
Crash & Burn
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Directed by Russell Mulcahy Staring Erik Palladino, David Moscow, Michael Madsen & Heather Marie Marsden Rating MA Score 3/6 A former car thief now working undercover for the FBI hooks joins up with his old small-time crime buddies to bring down a international auto theft ring. Crash & Burn isn’t anything to get excited about,…