Directed by Guillermo del Toro Staring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristoferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus & Luke Goss Rating MA Score 3/6 Blade is forced to create an uneasy alliance with the vampires in order to fight a new evolution in vampire kind called Reapers in order to save humanity. Blade 2 is a…
Blade
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Directed by Stephen Norrington Staring Wesley Snipes & Stephen Dorff Rating MA Score 4/6 When his mother was bitten by a vampire while pregnant, Blade was born with all of the strengths of a vampire and none of their weaknesses. He grew up and became a vampire hunter to avenge his mother’s death. The Vampires…
Beowulf
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Directed by Graham Baker Staring Christopher Lambert Rating M Score 3/6 This version originally released in 1999 this science fiction adaptation of the Anglo-Saxon epic poem Beowulf, may need to be watched to get a better sense of what is going on in the movie as it expects you to make some very large assumptions…
Futurama : Bender’s Game
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Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill Rated PG Score 4/6 The Planet express crew set off on a dangerous mission to infiltrate the world’s only dark matter mine the source of all spaceship fuel. But deep beneath the surface of the mine is a medieval land of sorcery, dragons and drunk knights. So many movies where in…
Behind Enemy Lines 2 : Axis of evil
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Directed by James Dodson Staring Nicholas Gonzalez, Matt Bushell & Peter Coyote Rating MA Score 0/6 A Navy seal team is tasked with the assignment of destroying a North Korean Missile site and avert a possible nuclear strike. It’s interesting to think that movie sequels such as this, are made when it is clear that…
Beerfest
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Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar Staring Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Kevin Heffernan, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme & Cloris Leachman Rating MA Score 0/6 Two brothers stumble across an ancient beer drinking competition when they travel to Germany to put there father to rest. After being humiliated in the competition they return the next year to compete.…
Because I Said So
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Directed by Michael Lehmann Staring Diane Keaton & Mandy Moore Rating M Score 6/6 An overbearing mother Daphne takes out an on-line personal for her youngest daughter Mae so that she will not make the same mistakes that she did and end up alone. Because I said so is the best “Mum Movie” that I…
Batman and Robin
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Directed by Joel Schumacher Staring George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell & Alicia Silverstone Rating PG Score 1/6 Will Gotham City survive the threats of Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy who seek to rid the world of humanity and to start again or will Batman and robin save the day? I’m willing to…
Barbwire
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Directed by David Hogan Staring Pamela Anderson Lee Rated M Score 0/6 Bounty Hunter and Night Club Owner Barb Wire is entrusted with a pair of contact lenses that are needed to help bring political scandal to light. Shocking doesn’t even begin to cover this one. The lack of acting ability in this film is…
Banshee
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Directed by Kari Skogland Staring Taryn Manning, Mike Lombardi, Christian Campbell, Tony Calabretta, Morgan Kelly, Romano Orzari, Mike Tsar, Nicolas Wright & Maurizio Terrazzano Rating MA Score 5/6 Sage a car thief steals a 1966 classic 1966 on a bet with her boyfriend. The charger belongs to a serial killer who frames her for murdering…
The Bank Job
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Directed by Roger Donaldson Staring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays Rated MA Score 5/6 Based on the infamous Baker Street Robbery when in September of 1971 thieves tunneled into the Lloyds bank and looted the safe deposit boxes, netting over 3 million pounds in cash and jewelry. Nobody was arrested and…
Bandslam
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Directed by Todd Graff Staring Aly Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens, Gaelan Connell & Lisa Kudrow Rated PG Score 4/6 A new kid in town assembles a fledgling rock band — together, they achieve their dreams and compete against the best in the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands. Dissmissing this movie as…
Babylon A.D
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Directed by Mathieu Kassovitz Staring Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry, Gérard Depardieu, Mark Strong, Charlotte Rampling Rated M Score 6/6 A mercenary takes a job smuggling a woman from China to New York. However, he does not realise that this woman is will give birth to a genetically modified baby that a cult wants…
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s end
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Directed Gore Verbinksy Staring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keria Knightly, Geoffrey Rush & Chow Yun-Fat Rated M Score 5/6 Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan join forces with Captain Barbossa in an effort to free Captain Jack from mind bending torture in Davey Jones locker. So that they can stop the Flying Dutchman and the East…
Attack Force
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Directed by Michael Keusch Staring Steven Segal, David Kennedy & Matthew Chambers Rated MA Score 0/6 Marshall Lawson loses his team in what appears to be a random act of violence. He takes it upon himself to investigate the killings. He soon uncovers a secret Military operation known as CTX Majestic. An operation that is…
The Assasination of Jesse by the coward Robert Ford
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Directed by Andrew Dominik Staring Brad Pitt & Casey Affleck Rated MA Score 6/6 The last months of Jesse James life leading up from his initial meeting with Robert Ford, who had idolized Jesse James since childhood. Gradually the realationship between Jesse James and the Ford brothers deteriorated and lead up to the assasination of…
Annapolis
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Directed by Justin Lin Staring James Franco, Tyrese Gibson & Jordana Brewster Rated M Score 4/6 An amateur boxer from the wrong side of the tracks finally joins the U.S Naval Academy after being refused thirty-four times by his local Congressman. With the help of his roommate and some of his superiors he trains for…
Alone in the Dark
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Directed by Uwe Boll Staring Christian Slater, Stephen Dorf & Tara Reid Rated M Score 4/6 Based on the video game series surrounding a paranormal detective who is investigating an ancient culture known as the Abkani who mysteriously vanished from the earth, because of the demons that they worshiped. If we where to take Alone…