Directed by Steve Antin Staring Cher & Christina Aguilera, Eric Dane, Stanley Tucci, Cam Gigandet, Kristen Bell, Alan Cumming, Julianne Hough, Peter Gallagher Rated M Score 5/6 A small-town girl ventures to Los Angeles and finds her place in a neo-burlesque club run by a former dancer. Burlesque is the best ‘dance’ movie that I…
Brother’s War
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Directed by Jerry Buteyn Staring Tino Struckman, Hugh Daly, Michael Berryman & Hayley Carr Rating M Score 5/6 Set in the final days of World War II, in the midst of fierce fighting on the Eastern Front. As the Western Allies and the Russian Red Army make their advance toward Berlin, a British Army Officer…
Breaker Morant
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Directed by Bruce Beresford Staring Edward Woodward, Jack Thompson, Bryan Brown & John Waters Rating M Score 6/6 During the Boer war three Lieutenants Morant, Handcock & Witton are court martialled for executing Boer prisoners and a German missionary. Morant, Handcock & Witton are used as scapegoats by the English General Staff in hopes to…
The Boondock Saints
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Directed Troy Duffy Staring Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanerry & Norman Reedus Rating MA Score 6/6 This movie has been described as being one that could have been directed by Quentin Tarantino, but Boondock Saints is pure Duffy. The way that the action was dealt with blew me away when i saw it. It is…
Big Stan
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Directed by Rob Schneider Staring Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison, M. Emmet Walsh, Kevin Gage, Henry Gibson, Scott Wilson, Randy Couture Rating M Score 0/6 A geeky conman who gets sentenced to a prison stretch. Terrified of being raped, he enlists the aid of a martial arts guru to teach him kung fu. When…
Biggles : Adventures in time
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Directed by John Hough Staring Alex Hyde-White, Neil Dickson & Peter Cushing Rating PG Score 0/6 A New York advertising executive Jim Ferguson is forced to help his ‘time twin’ Captain James Bigglesworth destroy a German supper weapon that could radically change the course of World War 1. Idle curiousity can only describe why I…
The Biggest Fan
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Directed by Michael Criscione Staring Chris Trousdale & Kaila Amariah Rating PG Score 3/6 A young girl, Debbie Worden gets the chance to live out her dream when her crush Chris Trousdale of dream street walks into her life. All right, there is an awful lot about The Biggest Fan that has been covered by…
Blade: Trinity
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Directed by David S Goyer Staring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jesica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Dommnic Purcell & Triple H Rating MA Score 2/6 Blade is forced out into the open by the FBI after mistaking human familiar for a vampire. After teaming up with a group of human vampire hunter known as the…
Blades of Glory
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Directed by Josh Gordon & Will Speck Staring Will Ferrell & Jon Heder Rating M Score 0/6 Two rival Olympic figure skaters are stripped of their gold medals and banned for life from competition. Years latter they find a loophole that allows them to compete in pairs skating. Is there anything that can stop Will…
Blade 2
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Directed by Guillermo del Toro Staring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristoferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus & Luke Goss Rating MA Score 3/6 Blade is forced to create an uneasy alliance with the vampires in order to fight a new evolution in vampire kind called Reapers in order to save humanity. Blade 2 is a…
Blade
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Directed by Stephen Norrington Staring Wesley Snipes & Stephen Dorff Rating MA Score 4/6 When his mother was bitten by a vampire while pregnant, Blade was born with all of the strengths of a vampire and none of their weaknesses. He grew up and became a vampire hunter to avenge his mother’s death. The Vampires…
Beowulf
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Directed by Graham Baker Staring Christopher Lambert Rating M Score 3/6 This version originally released in 1999 this science fiction adaptation of the Anglo-Saxon epic poem Beowulf, may need to be watched to get a better sense of what is going on in the movie as it expects you to make some very large assumptions…
Futurama : Bender’s Game
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Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill Rated PG Score 4/6 The Planet express crew set off on a dangerous mission to infiltrate the world’s only dark matter mine the source of all spaceship fuel. But deep beneath the surface of the mine is a medieval land of sorcery, dragons and drunk knights. So many movies where in…
Behind Enemy Lines 2 : Axis of evil
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Directed by James Dodson Staring Nicholas Gonzalez, Matt Bushell & Peter Coyote Rating MA Score 0/6 A Navy seal team is tasked with the assignment of destroying a North Korean Missile site and avert a possible nuclear strike. It’s interesting to think that movie sequels such as this, are made when it is clear that…
Beerfest
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Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar Staring Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Kevin Heffernan, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme & Cloris Leachman Rating MA Score 0/6 Two brothers stumble across an ancient beer drinking competition when they travel to Germany to put there father to rest. After being humiliated in the competition they return the next year to compete.…
Because I Said So
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Directed by Michael Lehmann Staring Diane Keaton & Mandy Moore Rating M Score 6/6 An overbearing mother Daphne takes out an on-line personal for her youngest daughter Mae so that she will not make the same mistakes that she did and end up alone. Because I said so is the best “Mum Movie” that I…
Batman and Robin
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Directed by Joel Schumacher Staring George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell & Alicia Silverstone Rating PG Score 1/6 Will Gotham City survive the threats of Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy who seek to rid the world of humanity and to start again or will Batman and robin save the day? I’m willing to…
Barbwire
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Directed by David Hogan Staring Pamela Anderson Lee Rated M Score 0/6 Bounty Hunter and Night Club Owner Barb Wire is entrusted with a pair of contact lenses that are needed to help bring political scandal to light. Shocking doesn’t even begin to cover this one. The lack of acting ability in this film is…