For the record yes I have a rather large pile of DVDs that I am yet to review but I suppose this is an opportunity for a little fun. And yes I realize that I might be opening myself to a little bit of cinematic pain and might even regret doing this, but considering all…
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Down Periscope
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Directed by David S. Ward Staring Kelsey Grammer Rating M Score 3/6 After being passed over for promotion Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge is given a seemingly impossible task take the U.S.S Stingray a diesel submarine into a war game against the US nuclear fleet. Dodge’s slim chances are made even worse when he is given…
Stake Land
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Directed by Jim Mickle Staring Connor Paolo, Nick Damici and Kelly McGillis Rated MA Score 6/6 Martin was a normal teenage boy before the country collapsed in an empty pit of economic and political disaster. A vampire epidemic has swept across what is left of the nation’s abandoned towns and cities, and it’s up to…
Highlander: The Search for Vengeance
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Directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri, Takuji Endo & Hiroshi Hamazaki Staring Alistair Abell, Debi Mae West and Zachary Samuels Rated M Score 6/6 The lone warrior Colin travels with the wise-cracking ghost Amergan through the ages searching for the immortal despot Marcus Octavius, who killed his lover on the Celtic plains tens of centuries ago. On…
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
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Directed by Eli Craig Staring Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden Rated MA Score 6/6 Two lovable West Virginian hillbillies, are headed to their “fixer-upper” vacation cabin to drink some beer, do some fishin’, and have a good time. But when they run into a group of preppy college kids who assume from their…
Scream 4
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Director Wes Craven Staring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette Rated MA score 0/6 Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill and…
Rio
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Director Carlos Saldanha Staring Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway and George Lopez Rated G Score 6/6 When Blu, a domesticated macaw from small-town Minnesota, meets the fiercely independent Jewel, he takes off on an adventure to Rio de Janeiro with this bird of his dreams. Yes, it’s true I have sat through yet another kids animation…
Source Code
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Director Duncan Jones Staring Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan and Vera Farmiga Rated M Score 6/6 A soldier who wakes up in the body of an unknown man and discovers he’s part of a mission to find the bomber of a Chicago commuter train. I find that some of the more juicer sci-fi movies are the…
A Heartbeat Away
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Director by Gale Edwards Staring Sebastian Gregory, Isabel Lucas, William Zappa & Colin Friels Rated PG Score 6/6 A young aspiring rock guitarist is forced to become the musical director of the local marching band when his father is hit by a bus just four weeks before a major competition. A heartbeat away is one…
Hercules Returns
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Directed by David Parker Staring David Argue, Michael Carman, Bruce Spence, Des Mangan, Sally Patience and Mary Coustas Rated M Score 6/6 This is Ercole, Sansone, Maciste e Ursus gli invincibili with the old dialogue removed and new comic dialogue inserted, along with some new footage. Several years before Little Kuriboh launched his assault on…