For the record yes I have a rather large pile of DVDs that I am yet to review but I suppose this is an opportunity for a little fun. And yes I realize that I might be opening myself to a little bit of cinematic pain and might even regret doing this, but considering all…
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I declare War
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Directors Jason Lapeyre & Robert Wilson Starring Siam Yu, Kolton Stewart, Gage Munroe, Michael Friend Rated MA Score 6/6 Summer war games between neighbourhood kids turns deadly serious when jealousy and betrayal enter the mix. Wow, holy shit, oh my god. Possibly one of the stranger sentences that I have started a review with, but…
Shaolin Soccer
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Director Stephen Chow Starring Stephen Chow, Wei Zhao, Yat-fei Wong Rated PG Score 6/6 A young Shaolin follower reunites with his discouraged brothers to form a soccer team using their martial art skills to their advantage. Anybody out there who loved the cartoonesque Kung Fu craziness of Kung Fu Hustle is going to love Shaolin…
Operation: Dumbo Drop
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Directed by Simon Wincer Staring Danny Glover, Ray Liotta, Denis Leary, Corin Nemec & Doug E Doug Rating PG Score 3/6 Operation Dumbo drop is inspired by a true story, about US army soldiers during the Vietnam War promise to find a replacement elephant for a village’s sacred elephant that was killed by the North…
Street Kings 2 : Motor City
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Directed by Chris Fisher Staring Ray Liotta, Shawn Hatosy & Clifton Powell Rated MA Score 3/6 When a rebellious young detective and his by- the-book superior team up to solve the murder of an undercover cop, they soon discover a trail of corruption within their police unit that leaves them both suspicious of one another’s…
Hop
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Directed by Tim Hill Staring Russell Brand, James Marsden and Elizabeth Perkins Rated G Score 5/6 E.B., the Easter Bunny’s teenage son, heads to Hollywood, determined to become a drummer in a rock ‘n’ roll band. In LA, he’s taken in by Fred after the out-of-work slacker hits E.B. with his car. This is a…
Captain America : The First Avenger
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Director: Joe Johnston Starring Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugo Weaving, Tommy Lee Jones, Stanley Tucci Rated M Score 4/6 After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers volunteers for a top secret research project that turns him into Captain America, a superhero dedicated to defending America’s ideals. This is the last ‘solo hero’…
Red Dog
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Staring Josh Lucas, Rachael Taylor and Koko the dog Directed by Kriv Stenders Rated PG Rated 5/6 Based on the legendary true story of the Red Dog who united a disparate local community while roaming the Australian outback in search of his long lost master. Red Dog is the type of movie that may not…
Lemonade Mouth
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Starring Bridgit Mendler & Adam Hicks Directed by Patricia Riggen Rated G Score 3/6 Five disparate high school students – Olivia, Mo, Charlie, Stella, and Wen who meet in detention. They realize they are destined to rock, and ultimately form a band that becomes a champion for students sidelined by the high school elite There…
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
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Directed by Michael Bay Staring Shia LaBeouf, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Patrick Dempsey, Kevin Dunn, with John Malkovich and Frances McDormand Rated M Score 5/6 When a mysterious event from Earth’s past erupts into the present day it threatens to bring a war to Earth so big that the TRANSFORMERS alone…