Tag Archive for The Asylum

Snow White and the Seven Samurai

Left for dead by her rich and powerful stepmother, Snow White is taken in by a team of samurai assassins who train her in their ways of fighting. As her stepmother becomes more and more powerful, Snow White and the samurai take up arms to topple her once and for all.

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Director John Shepphird Stars Jack Scalia, Jeremy Luke, Joseph Russo Rated MA Score 0/6 Trouble encircles Seaside Heights, NJ as once more, intense drilling vibrations coming from the town’s new beach resort attract a swarm of deadly sharks who crave human flesh. Under those circumstances, the sheriff’s son, TC, and his friends, who bear an…

Battleship & American Warships

Battleship Director Peter Berg Starring Taylor Kitsch,  Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker & Liam Neeson Rated M Score 4/6 American Warships Director Thunder Levin Stars Mario Van Peebles, Carl Weathers & Johanna Watts Rated TV-14 Score 1/6 I wish I could say that there was a rational train of thought behind the decision of watching Battleship…

Mysterious Insanity 2 – Street Racer

Director Teo Konuralp Starring Clint Browning, Dorothy Drury & Robert Pike Daniel Rated MA Score 0/6 After serving time for a tragic accident, in which a young boy is crippled, an illegal street racer finds himself dragged back into the world of high-speed competition on the side streets and highways of Los Angeles. Before I…

The Meg

Director Jon Turteltaub Starring Jason Statham, Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson Rated M Score 4/6 After escaping an attack by what he claims was a 70-foot shark, Jonas Taylor must confront his fears to save those trapped in a sunken submersible. The Meg was adapted from 1997 novel Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror written by…

Tomb Invader

Director James Thomas Staring Gina Vitori, Andrew J Katers, Samantha Bowling Rated TV-14 Score 0/6 Archaeologist, Alabama Channing, is recruited by a mysterious billionaire to help find an ancient Chinese relic. The same treasure that her mother was in search of before she went missing. Just to get this out in the open, The Asylum…

Grimm’s Snow White

Directed by Rachel Goldenberg Staring Eliza Bennett, Jane March and Jamie Thomas King Rated M Score 1/6 When the King is killed by ferocious reptile beasts, his Queen takes control of the kingdom. She tries to kill her beautiful stepdaughter Snow, but she escapes into the enchanted forest. This movie was The Asylum’s attempt at…