Directed by Rob Schneider Staring Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison, M. Emmet Walsh, Kevin Gage, Henry Gibson, Scott Wilson, Randy Couture Rating M Score 0/6 A geeky conman who gets sentenced to a prison stretch. Terrified of being raped, he enlists the aid of a martial arts guru to teach him kung fu. When…
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Blade: Trinity
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Directed by David S Goyer Staring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jesica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Dommnic Purcell & Triple H Rating MA Score 2/6 Blade is forced out into the open by the FBI after mistaking human familiar for a vampire. After teaming up with a group of human vampire hunter known as the…
Blade
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Directed by Stephen Norrington Staring Wesley Snipes & Stephen Dorff Rating MA Score 4/6 When his mother was bitten by a vampire while pregnant, Blade was born with all of the strengths of a vampire and none of their weaknesses. He grew up and became a vampire hunter to avenge his mother’s death. The Vampires…
Batman and Robin
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Directed by Joel Schumacher Staring George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O’Donnell & Alicia Silverstone Rating PG Score 1/6 Will Gotham City survive the threats of Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy who seek to rid the world of humanity and to start again or will Batman and robin save the day? I’m willing to…
Barbwire
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Directed by David Hogan Staring Pamela Anderson Lee Rated M Score 0/6 Bounty Hunter and Night Club Owner Barb Wire is entrusted with a pair of contact lenses that are needed to help bring political scandal to light. Shocking doesn’t even begin to cover this one. The lack of acting ability in this film is…
Banshee
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Directed by Kari Skogland Staring Taryn Manning, Mike Lombardi, Christian Campbell, Tony Calabretta, Morgan Kelly, Romano Orzari, Mike Tsar, Nicolas Wright & Maurizio Terrazzano Rating MA Score 5/6 Sage a car thief steals a 1966 classic 1966 on a bet with her boyfriend. The charger belongs to a serial killer who frames her for murdering…
The Bank Job
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Directed by Roger Donaldson Staring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays Rated MA Score 5/6 Based on the infamous Baker Street Robbery when in September of 1971 thieves tunneled into the Lloyds bank and looted the safe deposit boxes, netting over 3 million pounds in cash and jewelry. Nobody was arrested and…
Bandslam
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Directed by Todd Graff Staring Aly Michalka, Vanessa Hudgens, Gaelan Connell & Lisa Kudrow Rated PG Score 4/6 A new kid in town assembles a fledgling rock band — together, they achieve their dreams and compete against the best in the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands. Dissmissing this movie as…
Babylon A.D
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Directed by Mathieu Kassovitz Staring Vin Diesel, Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry, Gérard Depardieu, Mark Strong, Charlotte Rampling Rated M Score 6/6 A mercenary takes a job smuggling a woman from China to New York. However, he does not realise that this woman is will give birth to a genetically modified baby that a cult wants…
Annapolis
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Directed by Justin Lin Staring James Franco, Tyrese Gibson & Jordana Brewster Rated M Score 4/6 An amateur boxer from the wrong side of the tracks finally joins the U.S Naval Academy after being refused thirty-four times by his local Congressman. With the help of his roommate and some of his superiors he trains for…